It would almost be worth it. Almost. Because lord knows we’d give almost anything for the opportunity to puke on Susan Sarandon.
Oscar winning actress Susan Sarandon has had a bad time of it lately. The actress recently separated from her long time partner, actor Tim Robbins. Sarandon attended the third anniversary of The Box in New York’s Lower East Side.
A transsexual cabaret performer named Rose Wood engaged in projectile vomiting on stage and hit Sarandon with it.
Standing nearby were Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreiber.
According to Wood it was not intended as an affront to the actress and she didn’t take it that way.
“Apparently [Sarandon] got a big kick out of it. She squealed with surprise and loved it when several handsome gentlemen wiped it off of her. She had a ball! I saw her assistant downstairs afterward, and he was moved by it! She was in great spirits,” Wood told the New York Press.
Right. Sure. She loved being thrown up on at a fancy-schmancy event. And Johansson and Schreiber were terribly disappointed that they weren’t thrown up on by any transsexuals.
“Why does that Sarandon bitch get to have all the fun,” Johansson reportedly asked.
“I’m throwing a party next week,” Schreiber thought to himself. “I hope some transsexuals show up and puke on my guests.”
Consider this convincing evidence that Sarandon is just as crazy as we’ve always suspected.
Source: San Francisco Examiner
