Three women dressed as dominatrix cops engineer mass prison break. They asked the three prison wardens if they wanted to party and how could they say no? You can’t say no to a dominatrix, right? Later, the wardens were found naked and handcuffed. The inmates were all gone.
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Beats me why J.P. posts stories like this. He should be stripped of his moderator status...
Come on, I'm trying to whip up a pun thread here...
Some of us are chained to our desks, being whipped into shape, but after your three-way conversation gets going, I'm surprised they stiletto comments on the subject.
I am bound and determined to resist making puns here
I'm going to cop a plea.
Well I hope they found plenty of fingerprints
I suppose next Quagmire and Holder will announce how they want to model our prisons after the ones in Brazil.
You are under arrest, you have the right to get naked, drunk, get a spanking and pass out....Quite the operation they have in Brazil.....Wonder if they are hiring?
I am always amazed at how stupid we men are. Three women show up dressed as sexy cops and nobody says, "Hey, this seems a little suspicious?"
It's a wonder our gender hasn't been eliminated by natural selection.
The idea that sexy women, ESPECIALLY young women as one of the inmates was 18 and one of the girls was his girlfriend so she could have been 15-22 (I conjecture), would give themselves up willingly and for nothing and just to "party" for no money or any type of want/need that needs to be met, with what I am assuming are considerably elder men who, I am assuming, are not Justin Bieber (young, rich and handsome/good looking)... Just saying...
At some point men need to realize that they aren't all of that ESPECIALLY if they aren't all of that. (Young) Sexy Women even prostitutes will WANT something for the use of their bodies AND/OR their time. A Woman who is not a ho, but wants to be married, will resent a man taking up a chunk of her life/time if she invested in him in love and time and he hasn't proposed after an appropriate time frame. That is normal. No woman not even a nympho gives herself up willingly for nothing. Nymphos do it obviously for the sex, she is getting something out of it. The woman who wants to be married invest her time in order to get married and have the status she wants. You see all these young beautiful/sexy women with fugly fat asses or withering decrepit deeply lined sag bags and he is poor? Please... That will NEVER happen. Women OUT OF A SUDDEN show up at a prison just to party and talk...? LOL hilarious!
Men need to be less stupid and it DOES explain why men, on average, live fewer years and get into more dangerous situations than women.
Men will be men, and when a hottie offers herself up for our pleasure, we will take the chance, regardless of the consequences.
It's the problem with thinking with the little head.
That sense of self importance and that arrogance when there is nothing to back it up, is where organs go missing, money goes missing, photographs are taken and extortion begins. This is where wives send the ho and makes sure that she gets everything she wants in the divorce, this is where careers end, futures are destroyed and other people like children, are embarrassed.
Men are/can be stupid and I don't feel sorry for any of you that get caught up in a hell of your own making. I am being harsh I know, but I cannot abide willful stupidity on something so obvious.
Any man that is too FREE with his body or his time is a big NO to me. He wants something and I am not giving it up. Men should respect themselves more. My only hope is that my son (if I have one) will understand this when I speak to him about stuff like this.
You mean like this moron Kimmy? http://tinyurl.com/pgl8vwh
"Barrow’s gun ended up in the hands of the prostitute’s pimp, a drug user who accidentally shot himself in the leg with the weapon..."
At least it got put to good use.
Her pimp is Plaxico Burress?
Yes just like this moron. This is indeed a moron of a great great magnitude. I don't understand any man that sleeps with a prostitute in the room! :-/ I mean seriously? If a man is desperate and sad to get a prostitute at least dont compound your stupidity by going to sleep while the prostitute is still there!
I don't say you're wrong Kimmy. I have never been offered such an opportunity, probably because I don't have anything worth trying to get in such a fashion. I can safely say that I have never cheated on a significant other, but I have been cheated on.
That is very sad that happened to you. She didn't deserve you obviously.
Her big complaint was she needed to be the smart one in the relationship. Now, she's married to a guy from rural Alabama.
"Now, she’s married to a guy from rural Alabama."
I thought Hillary was from Arkansas. OK, ok! I'll stop now. (but you gotta admit it made you snork) Back to the web sewers.
My Atlanta address should be hitting your Email inbox any minute ;)
Not only unfunny, but if I had your address, I would be mailing you the bucket of vomit I just chucked.
Well with any luck he will leave her so he can marry a guy since it seems it is now legal to do that.
So, tell me, you wouldn't have fallen for this?
HA!!
Nope..I am as pure as the driven snow.....Did I tell ya I am replacing Brian Williams on NBC?
Not you, JP.
Of course I would have fallen for it. That's what I mean. Men are stupid.
I would only have fallen halfway. Hot ladies in lingerie? Yeah! Try to get me to drink whiskey? Not in THIS lifetime!
Don't give the feminists any ideas...Remember the famous man quote... "Here, hold my beer and watch this"....
Lmao, one of the women just needed an apple. There's one big glaring issue. I've never heard of a 12 caliberer shot gun. Does show just how little the English know about firearms.