Trial about eight-month erection results in hung jury. A Delaware truck driver’s lawsuit seeking compensation for the inconvenience of having an erection that lasted eight months awarded him no damages. Apparently, not enough jurors could understand how it was inconvenient.
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Woah the stalker loves this thread. Anyone here that knows me, knows that I have no problem discussing private parts. Once again the picture is disappointing, not that I wanted something x-rated but obviously there were opportunities here that were obviously missed, considering how generous people around here can be with female body parts. As for the story in of itself, how is it possible that a man has an 8 month erection? That is not possible! I don't believe this guy and obviously the jury didn't either. Now an unwanted erection I am sure would be inconvenient I would not necessarily like to be around a guy that has one every day like that, it would be strange and very awkward.
"...how is it possible that a man has an 8 month erection?"
Beats me.
Kimmy is right. He cant. Besides the drugs all come with a warning to contact your md if an erection Lasts over 4 hours. I don't claim to be math genius but 8 months seems a tough longer than 4 hours.
I don't think this was about drugs. He got a pump installed. I think that's supposed to enable him to push a button and pump himself up, so I'm guessing what happened is the release valve didn't work once he was done. Great for his wife, kind of embarrassing for him.
But if was too dumb to extrap o late that over 4 hrs was a pro BB lem, thenone would thnk the excruciating pain would have been a c lue. And for the record, no woman wants a partner we ith a constant hardon. That is a male fantasy.
What if it's a Mormon husband with ten wives?
And go through all that menopause crap 10 times? No thanks! I had one wife, who started menopause when she was 50, and when she hit 60 I was relieved when she told me to move out. The song says it all. (teehee)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WwRrKaq0IyY
I thought you were talking about that other country song: You Ain't No Fun Since I Quit Menopausin'.
That's right after: You Better Hide, It's Hot Flash Time
Still no. Not all the time!
I would have to agree rose, it must be hard on his wife to have to try to handle this thing.
I think he might have been better off without the cialis and tried approach and looked a Pelosi instead.
I have no idea what Alice looks like, but Pelosi would make a dogwood wilt.
I agree this is disgusting.
Why....? Do people do this why....?
C'mon, imagine how handy this would be. No foreplay required, just push the button. Maybe you could make it radio controlled and keep the remote for yourself -- when you want to leave the party and your husband doesn't, just push the button and he pretty much has to leave. Of course you'd wanna make sure it's on a different frequency than all the garage door openers in the neighborhood... so your husband can safely take a walk once in a while.
Just think if it overinflates.....
Lol...Kinda like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts_zb_fSZ7U
911! 911! You know whqt I mean. I am struggling to type on a kindle firet!
If I had a nickel for every woman who told me that...
Actually, for you I use my middle finger!
JP you so mean!
Try typing with your index finger instead of your big toe.
Fire! I am so going to get you for this!
JP, a kindle firet is what this got thought he was doing 8 months ago, when he took that li'l blue pill.
What's a "kindle firet"?
Wow, there's a guy who really NEEDS some sex.
"011?" What's that, the emergency number you call when you really don't want the ambulance to show up?
She's just there with a cell phone to call 011 and a first aid kit for less impressive injuries!
But right behind them is a woman who loves them.
Notice how all the idiots (jackass, the ones injured in videos, etc. are almost always guys?
Wonder if the plaintiff's attorney "poled" this jury.
It appears a serial thumber downer has set himself up in our midst. Perhaps he/she/it is offended by the subject matter and has taken a hard look at all the threads. I say perhaps instead of thumbing down you could point us in the right direction since you are apparently a "subject matter expert on erections" and their long lasting effects....Come clean, hit the insert key on the keyboard and enlighten us......we will be standing by.....
Maybe the stalker doesn't have enough down there that even if he does get an erection it would go unnoticed.
We know who can fix the limp problem! Maybe Mr. Editor could post the phone number for the doctor who makes things stand up straight!
Well that certainly sounds like a pain in the balls, I guess the Insurance Company and the jury didn't want to whip it out.
Damnit!! Is this website headed down the "Kardashian" route???? What the hell does this story have to do with the direction of our country?
The ti TT e of t he thread is i hate the media. Therefore anything in the media is fair game. We target a lot of po l it i cal stuff, but no where does it say that's all we can discuss!
Sometimes you just have to reach out and touch yourself. Or whoever is sitting next to you, it all depends on the size of the rise.
Ewwww....
I understand what you are saying, but sometimes hilarity is needed because things can get too heavy.
If this was a Kardashian banana it would have a lot of bling all over it and a diamond stud piercing.
The only thing fruity about the Kardashians is Bruce Jenner.
Bruce Jenner? I thought Phyllis Diller was living with them!
Isn't she dead?
Bruce Jenner? ;)
You joke, but I seriously wonder if the guy isn't doing slow-motion sexual reassignment surgery. He sure doesn't look like the guy who was on a Wheaties box.
He said that he did plastic surgery (for some reason) in the 70's and the doctor did a bad job and didnt correct it. Supposedly he had it corrected a few years ago, but it seems that it didn't work out either. Sometimes going the Michael Jackson route is a bad idea.
Crikes! I thought that was Joan Rivers!
Okay, maybe this isn't the most monumental subject, but it's impotent to keep in touch with the small stuff, too.
The jury was certainly cocksure when they decided not to decide.
You guys are cold hearted. Shame on you for making fun of a man sexual dysfunctional functions that didn't function in an upright manner.
I hate it when a standup guy gets stiffed like this.
It's always hard to watch the victim get hung out in the breeze like this.
Someone should probe the entire jury about this verdict.
Well, sometimes it's hard to understand and put yourself in another's pants.
In a related news item, a Newcastle, DE cafe waitress and her attorney announced that they intend to sue truck driver Daniel Metzger for backpay in the form of gratuities. According to the waitress, Metzger made a habit of stiffing her for eight months' worth of tips.
LOL wow... Uhm the pun was worth the long intro.
Sometimes you gotta dig through a lot of overburden to get to the gold.