TSA screenings aren’t just for airports anymore. Want to have your genitals violated but don’t have enough money for an airplane ticket? Not to worry, this year the TSA will be making it easier than ever to get hand raped by a friendly, disease free (probably) member of your federal government!


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Glad to hear the Republicans and Conservatives, who we worked our asses off to get control of Congress, will be doing nothing to stop this and have nothing to say. In fact, when is the last time we saw them? Oh! That's right! When they caved for Obama last week!
Scratch a Liberal, find a fascist.
Now in mulatto.
They have no authority to check you outside of any train/bus station. This is a clear and present danger to our personal liberties and should NOT be tolerated. Stop this madness now before it's too late...
They have no authority. Period.
Authority would have to come from the Constitution, and it's not there, but we all know how much Obama cares about that.
America would have little use for the TSA and their questionable leadership IF AMERICANS WOULD DEMAND THE SUSPENSION OF VISAS AND IMMIGRATION FROM ANY AREA OF THE WORLD THAT HAS DEMONSTRATED THEIR HATE FOR US, THEIR INTOLERANCE OF OUR CUSTOMS AND THEIR UNWILLINGNESS TO ASSIMILATE INTO OUR SOCIETY.
The administrative state is clearly out of control -- we have EPA agents with assault weapons, for pete's sake. Doesn't that strike anybody as being overboard?
You never know when a Sewer plant may come at you with a large caliber turd....or when some crazed property owner with a chain saw won't stop cutting firewood...You might be attacked by chip monks, Gophers or some other dangerous creature.....They need guns like Olivia needs another computer....
Do you really think an EPA goombah would be dumb enough to blast away at a big turd?
Hmm....Yeah, you are right. They are too dumb to know that shit splatters.
Yeah, the whole lot of them are a bunch of turdhammers. Messy, and serves no purpose other than spreading the shit around.
Redistribute. Make sure to use the correct word.
This explains it: "You never know when a Sewer plant may come at you with a large caliber turd"
This entire administration is a large caliber turd.
If an individual has no papers, (an illegal alien), will they be deported?
Their 4th Amendment rights would be infringed upon. Ours? No. It just isn't the same thing. Sublime. We conservatives just wouldn't understand.
Of course not. Maybe My Dear Sweet Olivia could translate it for us.
Not much longer before their will be a TSA agent on every street corner checking papers and party affiliation. Which does nothing to keep the people safe, but allows the criminals in DC to consolidate more control.
From the comments: "Obama pulls border security and increases TSA search of citizens and Holder refuses ID for voting. There is no recognizable Democrat Party in America --progressives run amok."
Make that "totalitarians run amok".
The brown shirts are making a comeback.
In order to make it more palatable to the masses, President Obutthead has them wearing light blue or white shirts.....Same dance, different party dress....and Adolph, uh I mean Obutthead is the bandleader.
Oh heck, just say what it really is..Assholes running amok.....
Great news for my 87 year old mother, who was subjugated to the mexican agent pulling her from her wheel chair at San Diego airport to feel her every hitherto private part in a very public way. Happy to hear we are expanding the program.