I am going to bring lots of presents to the airport, all of them neatly wrapped containing a large brown "gift" prepared by my German Shepherd for the enjoyment of the TSA employees...Here guys stick your finger in this and sniff....ah the smell of liberalism.
Nothing new here. Before TSA they would run the package through the xray machine and open said package if it looked suspicious. There's never been a shortage of rocket scientists who thought they found a way to beat the system and keep their contraband items in their personal posession.
I believe even muzzies have used this tactic (birthday packages) successfully in Israel to kill lots of people on buses and public places. No doubt they've been stopped here, we just don't get to hear about it lest we form an unfavorable opinion of those "poor misunderstood peaceful muslims"...
I guess the x-ray machines aren't good enough.
I don't understand this at all. If you are carrying Christmas presents, wouldn't that make you a Christian, not a Muslim?
When was the last time a Christian blew up an airliner?
Christmas has been hijacked by secularism, and is celebrated by everbody. But if we are all going to run x ray machines and put all that radiation about, why do they need to open the packages as well? Seeing what kind of deals you got? How much to spend? Maybe swipe a few goodies for themselves?
Looks like Mr. Grinch has moved into the air ports.
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I am going to bring lots of presents to the airport, all of them neatly wrapped containing a large brown "gift" prepared by my German Shepherd for the enjoyment of the TSA employees...Here guys stick your finger in this and sniff....ah the smell of liberalism.
Nothing new here. Before TSA they would run the package through the xray machine and open said package if it looked suspicious. There's never been a shortage of rocket scientists who thought they found a way to beat the system and keep their contraband items in their personal posession.
I believe even muzzies have used this tactic (birthday packages) successfully in Israel to kill lots of people on buses and public places. No doubt they've been stopped here, we just don't get to hear about it lest we form an unfavorable opinion of those "poor misunderstood peaceful muslims"...
I guess the x-ray machines aren't good enough.
I don't understand this at all. If you are carrying Christmas presents, wouldn't that make you a Christian, not a Muslim?
When was the last time a Christian blew up an airliner?
Christmas has been hijacked by secularism, and is celebrated by everbody. But if we are all going to run x ray machines and put all that radiation about, why do they need to open the packages as well? Seeing what kind of deals you got? How much to spend? Maybe swipe a few goodies for themselves?
Looks like Mr. Grinch has moved into the air ports.
Buncha bitchy grinches.