A 54-year-old carpenter in Wantage, England, accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw, his mother says. We suspect he’s been on the NHS vasectomy waiting list for a couple of decades and finally decided to take matters into his own hands. Unless he’s simply the Barack Obama of carpentry.
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I'm not the best carpenter in the world. I do however know to keep my penis away from a friggin power saw. For that matter any type of power tool.
His mother must be so proud of her boy. John Bobbit can now rest easier; there is a bigger fool in the world besides him. At least John was passed out when his ex literally wacked his off.
I watched a man drill himself in the kahoonas one time. He was warned to point the drill in another direction but I think he thought I said to point the drill toward his erection. Funny as hell. Made my day. I watched a guy cut 4 fingers off his hand on a table saw too. It wasn't pretty. He was warned to lower the blade and he didn't do it. Remember powertools win when competing with stupid.
"I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident," Keen's mother told the Telegraph.
You think he's embarrassed now, wait til he reads all these quotes from his freaking Mother in the NEWSPAPER!
Was he jewish ? As a baptist we just cut off fingertips with power tools.
His new nickname is "Zippy"
What was the guy doing in the bathroom with his dinky hanging out and a saw in hand? Sounds kind of kinky to me.
I wonder if Rachael Madcow had this problem? Could explain a lot.
I pretty much had that figured, there MGAP - I was just makin' some small talk.
Hehe, I've actually done this before. It's a lot easier to do than you might think. ;)
are you sayin you cut yer own penis off?
Oh yeah. Several times...... come on Jethro I's just funnin'.... ;)