UK Minister: Fight Climate Change by reducing “smelly emissions” from baked beans. Pardon us, old chap, but most of those “smelly emissions” emanate from politicians and other fools with a preponderance of feces in their crania.
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The way my dog's been farting today they could blame global warming on her.
Ha, a perfect thread to use my favorite variation of the old barn door/horse saying
“No use in clenching the buttocks when the gas has already passed . . .”
It seems stupid politicians aren't just confined to the US democratic party.
I have a very tough time believing that most of these politicians actually believe the industrial grade stupidity they are spewing. It's becoming too ridiculous to be believable- it's almost as if there's a running bet among the political elite over who can come up with the most outlandish purported cause to be bandied about in the climate crisis narrative. The problem is that a whole lot of the human clutter who vote for them believe it.
The MSM, & the global media, are a huge problem in all of this. They need to be fought at every turn, & that's easier to do here in America, since we really don't have "state run" broadcasting in the same way they do elsewhere. They must be defeated & replaced.
In a hypothetical revolution the media would need to be taken out- either simultaneous with government targets or beforehand.... not that I'd ever advocate such a thing.
Unless I miss my guess, the British have a diet that causes more methane than the entire cow population of Earth!
STOP GLOBULL WARMING, OUTLAW BRITISH!
Next, Muslims.
'A Labour peer raised the issue during questions in the House of Lords earlier today, saying that Britons eat more baked beans than any other country and raising concerns over "smelly emissions".'
No wonder Britain stinks so bad lately.