More than likely Jong is visiting Rodman in L.A
Probably attended Gwyneth Paltrow’s fundraiser For Obama as the guest of honor.
Maybe Jong was getting some "free" healthcare and a cell phone.
I was told, Paltrow thinks Jong is the second most handsome man in the room
Maybe Obutthead found out Kim Jong had some inside info about Bengahzi and hired ISIS to reduce Kim Jong's veritcal height.
Some kind of coup is quite possible. Just days ago, some VERY high-ranking NK delegates turned up in SK for the Asian Games and 'reconciliation talks' have resumed.
So it seems famine and a starving populace isn't working out as well as the N. Korean leadership would like.
They just need to hear out the idiot over at the Che thread. He can point out where they went wrong and then be put up against the wall.
Last I heard, the fat turd broke both his ankles while dancing to a PSI video while wearing high heel shoes. Maybe due to the superb N. Korean Health Care system he got gangrene, and has assumed room temperature.
Was he trying to do it . . . Gangnam Style?!?!
More like Weebles wobble, and still fall down style.
It only matters if it leads to getting rid of the communist government.
So the story goes he was crapped out of the side of a mountain, maybe the mountain decided to assimilate him.....
I still say his wife is slowly poisoning him with Arsenic.
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Could be time to feed the dogs again.
His whereabouts are easily explained. As the old nursery rhyme goes:
"The Kim was in the counting house, counting out his money,..."
No doubt the US $100 bills they make there
http://satireworld.com/us-news-headlines/201410110611/north-koreas-kim-jung-un-discovered-safe/
More than likely Jong is visiting Rodman in L.A
Probably attended Gwyneth Paltrow’s fundraiser For Obama as the guest of honor.
Maybe Jong was getting some "free" healthcare and a cell phone.
I was told, Paltrow thinks Jong is the second most handsome man in the room
Maybe Obutthead found out Kim Jong had some inside info about Bengahzi and hired ISIS to reduce Kim Jong's veritcal height.
Some kind of coup is quite possible. Just days ago, some VERY high-ranking NK delegates turned up in SK for the Asian Games and 'reconciliation talks' have resumed.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/10/04/us-northkorea-visit-idUSKCN0HT00H20141004
So it seems famine and a starving populace isn't working out as well as the N. Korean leadership would like.
They just need to hear out the idiot over at the Che thread. He can point out where they went wrong and then be put up against the wall.
Last I heard, the fat turd broke both his ankles while dancing to a PSI video while wearing high heel shoes. Maybe due to the superb N. Korean Health Care system he got gangrene, and has assumed room temperature.
Was he trying to do it . . . Gangnam Style?!?!
More like Weebles wobble, and still fall down style.
It only matters if it leads to getting rid of the communist government.
So the story goes he was crapped out of the side of a mountain, maybe the mountain decided to assimilate him.....
I still say his wife is slowly poisoning him with Arsenic.