UN nuclear agency “concerned” Iran working on nuke

The U.N. nuclear agency said Friday it is “increasingly concerned” about a stream of intelligence suggesting that Iran continues to work secretly on developing a nuclear payload for a missile and other components of a nuclear weapons program. Iranian head nitwit Ahminadinnerjacket should expect a very strong letter of rebuke from the US’s top golfer. Unless, of course, he’s too busy working on his super-fabulous employment plan… “Hey, knock off the nuclear explosions, will ya? I’m tryin’ to create zillions of jobs in here!”