U.N. says, “Let them eat bugs!” The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization issued a 200-page report today arguing that eating insects will fight hunger, boost nutrition and reduce pollution. Please, God, don’t let Mayor Bloomberg hear about this.
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Best way of fighting cockroaches? Eat them!
From: Governor-Citizen Bloomberg
To: Citizens of New York
Subject: Daily tips.
Let those at the U.N. eat shit, as soon as they do I might try an insect. Until them not a chance.
Bugs are probably healthier then most of Corporate Greed's poison.
Or fast food prepared by illegal immigrants.
They're certainly smarter than a troll.
Bugs are probably smarter than you, creepy crowley.
As soon as I see these pompous anti-American scum at the UN eating 3-squares a day of nothing but sand fleas And dung beetles I might consider it. Or not.
Since I don't remember reading anywhere in recorded history about a famine being solved by eating bugs, maybe they should try it on someplace like West Africa first.
PETA will kill this menu item - after all it will effect birds, bats, and all kinds of other animals in the fragile ecosystem.
Unfortunately, his nanny ears hear everything, so now the city will have to start inspecting cockroaches for transfat content, and prohibiting 32 oz. rats.
Don't butter that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't butter that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0
I spit water out my nose! You know, I have never actually heard that song until just now, but my ex husband used to sing/say that all the time (bogart). I have to say - he sounded way better than the original, LOL!
butter?
See, a joint becomes a roach and he mentioned cockroaches and I thought of the song and Bloomberg hates butter and... never mind.
OK now that I get it it's funny. Guess I'm not up to speed today (it's Monday).
I say send a horde of locusts to the UN with a note saying Bon appetite!