Underwater critter has disposable penis. Chromodoris reticulata, a sea slug, is a “simultaneous hermaphrodite” that has sex both ways at the same time, then throws its penis down on the ocean floor and stalks away.
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That thing must be a liberal, just can't seem to think past its own genitalia
I dunno, Paden, the genitalia are all on the right.
Lessee. I hope this doesnt sound racist, but then everything is these days.
Anyway, if this creature can screw itself, it should be named the American Black Voter.
I don't think they can do that. If they could there would be only one (very happy) sea slug in the whole world.
10 TU for that.
I bet they have some wild parties.
Conversely, we humans merely have to get married to have no further use for our penis.
Bad Poppa!
Thanks, I try.
Oh boy, you had to go there didn't you?
Well, when you have been without for as long as I have, it just kinda comes up in conversation.
5 years is kinda crazy if you ask me.
It used to come up in conversation for me, too, but that was back in junior high. Then I learned to control it.
5 years without, and it comes up in a breeze!
I was 5 years without once. Then when I was 6 I got to play "Doctor" with the girl next door.......
That's about 4 years, 11 1/2 months longer than I would have lasted.
That's when self service comes in handy.
TMI
:roll:
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the disposable penis thread forever.
I wasn't paying attention to which thread it was on, just saw the comment on the side bar, over there ---->
So, what, you trying impress the female types around here by uhm, suggesting that you can control it and somehow preform uhm, tricks with it now? Well, you know what they say about men who have to brag on themselves, right?
Ha, looks like somebody is insulted by the truth...(and no, I do not mean JP)
Wow, what's with all the thumbs down?
no worries there...just sayin'
OH PLEASE GOD NO!!!
MUWAH!
uhm, No...
Whew. I thought it was some kind of confession.
typo...my "n" gets stuck sometimes. lol
Buch?
I don't know there have been a bunch of them today...see, even Poppa's getting a bunch...
https://www.ihatethemedia.com/love-can-make-people-do-the-strangest-things-a-collection-of-the-most-awkward-valentines-day-photos-ever#comment-249309
I did not need to know this. ew!
There's even a song about this. http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
LOL, just about a simulpost there, CO! Ah well, warped minds, er -- GREAT minds think alike, what?!?
LMAO, yes, great pervs think alike!
How have so many people heard of King Missile? WTF?
I thought everyone knew about that tune.
Never heard of them, or the song. But that's pretty much standard procedure for me.
Same here flashing, and talk about things I could have spent my whole life not knowing.....
Most of the stuff I never know, I somehow manage to survive without the knowledge of. Funny how that works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4&feature=share&list=PL773827AAE56E7A14
You beat me to it, you bastard.
Good job!
An underwater disposable penis?
Does this exonerate the late Ted Kennedy?
I think with the Kennedys it's the body that falls off, leaving a...
This sounds like most of our politicians! They slip on underwear with a fake pair of balls in them for public speaking then take them off later so they can be their true self.
Who do you think Truck Nutz makes all their money off of?
GLAA is expected to release a public statement shortly condemning the societal bigotry that prevents C. reticulata from marrying him(and her)self.