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Underwater critter has disposable penis. Chromodoris reticulata, a sea slug, is a “simultaneous hermaphrodite” that has sex both ways at the same time, then throws its penis down on the ocean floor and stalks away.

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Paden
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Paden
February 14, 2013 11:38 pm

That thing must be a liberal, just can’t seem to think past its own genitalia

JPTravis
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February 15, 2013 8:39 am

I dunno, Paden, the genitalia are all on the right.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
February 14, 2013 1:51 pm

Lessee. I hope this doesnt sound racist, but then everything is these days.
Anyway, if this creature can screw itself, it should be named the American Black Voter.

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 3:30 pm

I don’t think they can do that. If they could there would be only one (very happy) sea slug in the whole world.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 14, 2013 1:57 pm

10 TU for that.

flashingscotsman
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February 14, 2013 10:26 am

I bet they have some wild parties.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 13, 2013 10:50 pm

Conversely, we humans merely have to get married to have no further use for our penis.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
February 15, 2013 3:42 pm

Bad Poppa!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2013 9:52 pm

Thanks, I try.

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 7:12 am

Oh boy, you had to go there didn’t you?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2013 7:55 am

Well, when you have been without for as long as I have, it just kinda comes up in conversation.
5 years is kinda crazy if you ask me.

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 8:46 am

It used to come up in conversation for me, too, but that was back in junior high. Then I learned to control it.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2013 2:35 pm

5 years without, and it comes up in a breeze!

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 15, 2013 12:55 pm

I was 5 years without once. Then when I was 6 I got to play “Doctor” with the girl next door…….

flashingscotsman
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February 14, 2013 6:33 pm

That’s about 4 years, 11 1/2 months longer than I would have lasted.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2013 7:59 am

That’s when self service comes in handy.

drb
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drb
February 15, 2013 8:11 am

TMI

drb
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drb
February 14, 2013 8:58 am

🙄

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 9:02 am

I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist the disposable penis thread forever.

drb
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drb
February 14, 2013 10:05 am

I wasn’t paying attention to which thread it was on, just saw the comment on the side bar, over there —->

So, what, you trying impress the female types around here by uhm, suggesting that you can control it and somehow preform uhm, tricks with it now? Well, you know what they say about men who have to brag on themselves, right?

drb
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drb
February 14, 2013 10:31 am

Ha, looks like somebody is insulted by the truth…(and no, I do not mean JP)

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 3:26 pm

Wow, what’s with all the thumbs down?

drb
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drb
February 15, 2013 8:12 am

no worries there…just sayin’

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 15, 2013 7:58 am

OH PLEASE GOD NO!!!

MUWAH!

drb
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drb
February 14, 2013 4:00 pm

uhm, No…

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 3:57 pm

Whew. I thought it was some kind of confession.

drb
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drb
February 14, 2013 3:55 pm

typo…my “n” gets stuck sometimes. lol

JPTravis
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February 14, 2013 3:50 pm

Buch?

drb
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drb
February 14, 2013 3:40 pm
Karmaa
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Karmaa
February 13, 2013 7:16 pm

I did not need to know this. ew!

CO2Insanity
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February 13, 2013 6:10 pm

There’s even a song about this. http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

PsychoDad
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February 13, 2013 7:16 pm

LOL, just about a simulpost there, CO! Ah well, warped minds, er — GREAT minds think alike, what?!?

CO2Insanity
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February 13, 2013 7:36 pm

LMAO, yes, great pervs think alike!

danybhoy
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danybhoy
February 14, 2013 6:03 am

How have so many people heard of King Missile? WTF?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
February 14, 2013 7:56 am

I thought everyone knew about that tune.

flashingscotsman
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February 14, 2013 10:23 am

Never heard of them, or the song. But that’s pretty much standard procedure for me.

ooddballz
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ooddballz
February 14, 2013 12:40 pm

Same here flashing, and talk about things I could have spent my whole life not knowing…..

flashingscotsman
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February 14, 2013 6:15 pm

Most of the stuff I never know, I somehow manage to survive without the knowledge of. Funny how that works.

PsychoDad
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February 13, 2013 5:57 pm
danybhoy
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danybhoy
February 14, 2013 6:02 am

You beat me to it, you bastard.

Good job!

Ruben
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Ruben
February 13, 2013 4:54 pm

An underwater disposable penis?

Does this exonerate the late Ted Kennedy?

JPTravis
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February 13, 2013 5:28 pm

I think with the Kennedys it’s the body that falls off, leaving a…

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver
February 13, 2013 4:26 pm

This sounds like most of our politicians! They slip on underwear with a fake pair of balls in them for public speaking then take them off later so they can be their true self.

CO2Insanity
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February 13, 2013 6:08 pm

Who do you think Truck Nutz makes all their money off of?

JPTravis
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February 13, 2013 4:09 pm

GLAA is expected to release a public statement shortly condemning the societal bigotry that prevents C. reticulata from marrying him(and her)self.

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