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Underwater critter has disposable penis. Chromodoris reticulata, a sea slug, is a “simultaneous hermaphrodite” that has sex both ways at the same time, then throws its penis down on the ocean floor and stalks away.

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Paden
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That thing must be a liberal, just can’t seem to think past its own genitalia

JPTravis
Member

I dunno, Paden, the genitalia are all on the right.

Navyvet2
Guest

Lessee. I hope this doesnt sound racist, but then everything is these days.
Anyway, if this creature can screw itself, it should be named the American Black Voter.

JPTravis
Member

I don’t think they can do that. If they could there would be only one (very happy) sea slug in the whole world.

ooddballz
Member

10 TU for that.

flashingscotsman
Member

I bet they have some wild parties.

poppajoe49
Member

Conversely, we humans merely have to get married to have no further use for our penis.

sa_rose
Member

Bad Poppa!

poppajoe49
Member

Thanks, I try.

JPTravis
Member

Oh boy, you had to go there didn’t you?

poppajoe49
Member

Well, when you have been without for as long as I have, it just kinda comes up in conversation.
5 years is kinda crazy if you ask me.

JPTravis
Member

It used to come up in conversation for me, too, but that was back in junior high. Then I learned to control it.

poppajoe49
Member

5 years without, and it comes up in a breeze!

ooddballz
Member

I was 5 years without once. Then when I was 6 I got to play “Doctor” with the girl next door…….

flashingscotsman
Member

That’s about 4 years, 11 1/2 months longer than I would have lasted.

poppajoe49
Member

That’s when self service comes in handy.

drb
Member

TMI

drb
Member

🙄

JPTravis
Member

I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist the disposable penis thread forever.

drb
Member

I wasn’t paying attention to which thread it was on, just saw the comment on the side bar, over there —->

So, what, you trying impress the female types around here by uhm, suggesting that you can control it and somehow preform uhm, tricks with it now? Well, you know what they say about men who have to brag on themselves, right?

drb
Member

Ha, looks like somebody is insulted by the truth…(and no, I do not mean JP)

JPTravis
Member

Wow, what’s with all the thumbs down?

drb
Member

no worries there…just sayin’

poppajoe49
Member

OH PLEASE GOD NO!!!

MUWAH!

drb
Member

uhm, No…

JPTravis
Member

Whew. I thought it was some kind of confession.

drb
Member

typo…my “n” gets stuck sometimes. lol

JPTravis
Member

Buch?

drb
Member
Karmaa
Member

I did not need to know this. ew!

CO2Insanity
Admin

There’s even a song about this. http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

PsychoDad
Guest

LOL, just about a simulpost there, CO! Ah well, warped minds, er — GREAT minds think alike, what?!?

CO2Insanity
Admin

LMAO, yes, great pervs think alike!

danybhoy
Member

How have so many people heard of King Missile? WTF?

poppajoe49
Member

I thought everyone knew about that tune.

flashingscotsman
Member

Never heard of them, or the song. But that’s pretty much standard procedure for me.

ooddballz
Member

Same here flashing, and talk about things I could have spent my whole life not knowing…..

flashingscotsman
Member

Most of the stuff I never know, I somehow manage to survive without the knowledge of. Funny how that works.

PsychoDad
Guest
danybhoy
Member

You beat me to it, you bastard.

Good job!

Ruben
Member

An underwater disposable penis?

Does this exonerate the late Ted Kennedy?

JPTravis
Member

I think with the Kennedys it’s the body that falls off, leaving a…

whiskeyriver
Guest

This sounds like most of our politicians! They slip on underwear with a fake pair of balls in them for public speaking then take them off later so they can be their true self.

CO2Insanity
Admin

Who do you think Truck Nutz makes all their money off of?

JPTravis
Member

GLAA is expected to release a public statement shortly condemning the societal bigotry that prevents C. reticulata from marrying him(and her)self.

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