University tells new students that masturbation can prevent sexual assault and encourages them to ‘rub one out.’ Whoever came up with this idea really pulled a boner.
University tells new students that masturbation can prevent sexual assault and encourages them to ‘rub one out’
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Guess we wore this one down to the 'nub.'
Just gimme ten minutes...
I refuse to insert myself into this circle jerk.
It sounds like a lot of mental masturbation to me.
I sense your frustration.
Definitely in need of release.
Disney needs to sue for wrongful use of a Disney character.
Very very very wrongful use...
I gotta give you all credit. You really took matters in hand today.
We gotta quit this dicking around.
No we don't. (As you can see, I'm a master debater.)
You are both such cunning linguists.
HEY! I'm the one that is a cunning linguist. It's my favorite past time!
Are you trying to pull a fast one on us?
You guys are sure tossing off the cuff statements....
It's from much time spent masticating with thespians
Pretty sure she's not a thespian... she's married to a guy.
I thought I knew where this thread was going, now it looks like one big circle jerk. Thespians, mastication and lingual cunning, oh my!
"Circle jerk" has already been used. You are disqualified. I know the ruling seems harsh but we had to erect some sort of rules.
I wasn't playing, just noting that this thread has gotten so convoluted that I can't follow it anymore. Pretty stiff penalty tho'
Typical liberal, whining about being a victim and getting shafted.
Just bent out of shape.
Wait... did you you just call me typical?
This thread became cancer so quickly
Yeah, I blame JP. Posting up that nasty super vixen poster.
I blame both of you lolol!!!
I roo the day I started talking to him.
If you cry when you roo is that a tearjerker?
I feel so ashamed, being a member of the IHTM staff and all...
Wallaby, you do have a conscience.
OK, reading back, it's my fault. ;(
That's why all those Antifa guys have bigger right arms....Whoulda thunk it?
And they still can't open a pickle jar.
And I spit out my gatorade...thanks...
Welcome to campus, all you little potential rapists!
Reminds me of the movie,"Something about Mary", the guy rubs one out BEFORE his date with Mary. Hair 'gel' hilarity ensues...
"Do not masturbate on camera with strangers." Words to live by for the Fragile Flower generation.
Yeah, well, that cartoon picture they included on the sign isn't going to help anyone reach a satisfactory conclusion.
Just ewww! JP, ewww! Only you would think of rubbing one out to a roo.
Are you saying you've never looked at a cartoon female and found her sexy? Why couldn't they put THIS on the poster?
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/105634/4503073-ww.jpg
Let me guess, this thread is about to devolve into the old Betty Rubble, Wilma Flintstone debate? MaryAnn or Ginger...
But to answer your question, then they're playing to the male audience and someone would be offended by sexualizing Wonder Woman or Super Girl, whomever that is.
I'm sure there are plenty of women that would appreciate that picture.
Hey, either they want the guys rubbing 'em out or they don't. They need to make up their minds.
Oh, this is aimed at the guys? I'm offended.
No, no, no, you're not supposed to aim it at anybody. Jeez.
Wait... no.