University tells new students that masturbation can prevent sexual assault and encourages them to ‘rub one out.’  Whoever came up with this idea really pulled a boner.

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MGAP
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Guess we wore this one down to the ‘nub.’

JPTravis
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Just gimme ten minutes…

ooddballz
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I refuse to insert myself into this circle jerk.
It sounds like a lot of mental masturbation to me.

JPTravis
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I sense your frustration.

StrinaM
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Definitely in need of release.

StrinaM
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Disney needs to sue for wrongful use of a Disney character.

KimmyQueen
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Very very very wrongful use…

KimmyQueen
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This thread became cancer so quickly

MGAP
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Yeah, I blame JP. Posting up that nasty super vixen poster.

MGAP
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OK, reading back, it’s my fault. ;(

JPTravis
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I feel so ashamed, being a member of the IHTM staff and all…

MGAP
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Wallaby, you do have a conscience.

KimmyQueen
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I blame both of you lolol!!!

JPTravis
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I roo the day I started talking to him.

Jim Stewart
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If you cry when you roo is that a tearjerker?

Not so silent
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That’s why all those Antifa guys have bigger right arms….Whoulda thunk it?

poppajoe49
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And they still can’t open a pickle jar.

Not so silent
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And I spit out my gatorade…thanks…

Racer X
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Welcome to campus, all you little potential rapists!

MGAP
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Reminds me of the movie,”Something about Mary”, the guy rubs one out BEFORE his date with Mary. Hair ‘gel’ hilarity ensues…

Joe Redfield
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“Do not masturbate on camera with strangers.” Words to live by for the Fragile Flower generation.

JPTravis
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Yeah, well, that cartoon picture they included on the sign isn’t going to help anyone reach a satisfactory conclusion.

MGAP
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Just ewww! JP, ewww! Only you would think of rubbing one out to a roo.

JPTravis
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Are you saying you’ve never looked at a cartoon female and found her sexy? Why couldn’t they put THIS on the poster?
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MGAP
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Let me guess, this thread is about to devolve into the old Betty Rubble, Wilma Flintstone debate? MaryAnn or Ginger…

MGAP
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But to answer your question, then they’re playing to the male audience and someone would be offended by sexualizing Wonder Woman or Super Girl, whomever that is.

JPTravis
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Hey, either they want the guys rubbing ’em out or they don’t. They need to make up their minds.

MGAP
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Oh, this is aimed at the guys? I’m offended.

JPTravis
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No, no, no, you’re not supposed to aim it at anybody. Jeez.

MGAP
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Wait… no.

poppajoe49
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I’m sure there are plenty of women that would appreciate that picture.

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