‘Uprising’: Negotiations Continue With About 2,000 Inmates Who Control Part of Texas Prison That Primarily Holds Immigrants With Criminal Records

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• Two words:
  TEAR.
  GAS.

  • WATER CANNON.

  • Actually where is Janet Reno and her fire breathing tank when you need it????

• Easy answer to this problem is just stop feeding them. A couple of days of going hungry should convince them, then deport their asses.

• Then you must have been there when the young dude came in for the job interview and as he later told his friend, "she asked to see my testimonials, so I dropped my pants, she screamed, and I didn't get the job."

• GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY ..

  Went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.
  When I was attempting to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
  Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
  When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
  I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
  The workers at Bass Pro Shop's need to make their instructions just a little bit clearer to older people.
  And besides, I didn't think I looked that bad.

  • Who did that? Wiener or Geraldo?

• Better yet, lead through the openings works as well. There would be 2,000 less illegals and trouble makers in Texas sucking off the public.

• Really, whether it's this or the situation in Australia a few weeks back with the Mohammedan in the coffee shop -- they can't release ether or some other knockout gas through the ventilation system? Harmless and ends it fast. Makes a helluva lot more sense than tear gas, too, for situations when they might use that.

  • they can’t release ether or some other knockout gas through the ventilation system

    uhm, how does that work when they took over the recreation yard?

    • Ether is highly flammable.

      • perhaps, but since when does an outdoor recreation yard have a ventilation system through which to release said ether per PD's suggestion? just sayin'

        • OK I didn't get that far in the story I guess, but tear gas is used outside. Why couldn't some sort of knockout gas be developed that would have similar characteristics? Tho I admit I was thinking mainly in terms of inside use.

        • Didn't the Russians try something like that in that school massacre in Chechnya?(however the hell it's spelled)

        • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csr9TPGPoxs

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_hostage_crisis#The_first_explosions_and_the_fire_in_the_gymnasium

        • I was just making the point that they couldn't release it in a building.
          BTW, have you ever used starting fluid in an old car? It came in a spray can and you shot it into the carburetor, it made the car start easier. That is ether.

        • Old car no...lawnmower yep

        • Lawnmower? Seems like you'd be talking about your snowmobile and cross country skis.

          What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Me →
          It's gonna be a long day.

        • I was referring to this past summer, lawnmower finally died but hey I got 22 years out of it. Borrowed a neighbor's lawnmower for the last couple of weeks before the grass decided it would hibernate. Waited til the end of Oct to get a new one, once they went on sale.

        • I know this is going to sound funny, but do you have video of you mowing the lawn? ;-)

        • wanna buy one?

        • :-(

        • uh, that would be a "no"

• According to quagmire these individuals are to be deported. If that's the case why are they in prison? It's time for all the pro-amnesty folks to admit it. Many that are here illegal are violent criminals. Their home countries have emptied their prison and sent the violent POS north.

• If there are no hostages, why is anyone "negotiating"? WTF?

• Another clusterf**k from Obama.

• Just the nice kinda folks Obama wants to make citizens.....and give them free shit. Looks like they must have Obama care if they were upset with the medical services...

  • Lock the gates, turn them all loose within the prison walls, and let God sort em out...

    • Add weapons and stir.