US exchange student pulled from Tubingen university marble vagina

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• http://www.pinterest.com/pin/6192518208380320/

  Imagine my shock and awe the first time I saw this beauty.

  • Just choked on the pic header, still lmao. Mother Earth indeed.

    • I've seen that rock in person. It's beautiful. I want to get a model out there some night for a photo shoot.

  • Ben Grimm is very interested indeed!

    • clever!

• Uhm...

  I guess that is the only vagina he could get near to. He looks like a nerd. SMH
  Freak

• It looks like Woody Allen had enough.

• Okay I thought about this one and I got questions...

  Why do they have a marble vagina at a college?

  Where is the marble penis?

  Why wasn't this guy in Animal House?

  • It WAS a marble penis, but it had a taxpayer-funded operation because it was convinced that it was really a vagina.

    • For the win!

      • Should be switching back any time now. Amnesia, you know.

• So is that the school mascot or what? The Turbingen Twa*s?

  • Yes, I went there.

    • Wait...

      • Nope!

• Damn it's true, you can fall in

  • And get stuck.

• On the other hand, this was a real crackup.

  • A real labia of love.

    • Whata hood.

      • Really stuck his foot in it this time, dint he?

        • I don't know hoo-hee thought he was going to find in there.

        • Waldo.

        • Hey, at least it wasn't a statue of a guy's anus.

        • Then you would have seen Obama stuck in there.

        • Poopajoe, considering the way you constantly refer to penises and oral sex in your posts, I'd say that YOU'D be the first one to get stuck in an anus statue.

          This guy has just helped to perpetuate two ugly stereotypes about Americans: (1) that, for all our puritanical affectations, we have dirty minds; and (2) that we're so fat we get stuck in small spaces. Kind of embarrassing, when you think about it.

        • TURDS!!
          How appropriate, dropping a turd on a POS!

        • I'd rather be an all-knowing vagina than a penis that pretends it went to graduate school............ ;>)

        • The all knowing, all seeing, all things vagina is back.....

        • Poopajoe, the only thing you're stuck in is a rigid mindset.

          But, unlike the student in the article, you haven't the sense to REALIZE that you're stuck.

        • But, the anus I would be stuck in would be a woman's.

        • Obama wouldn't have wanted out.

• Shoulda tied a 2x4 to his butt so he didn't fall in.

• Olivia's brother?

  • No, he's too smart.

• Congratulations Mrs. Marble, it's a idiot!

  • "Just gave birth to a pencilneck geek!"

    • http://youtu.be/JNM4atakanI

      • 2 ut's fer postin PD!

    • a grit eatin' freak.

      OH, the small bus riders strike back, tnite on top gear.