US first class postal rates drive global warming

El Nino incites wars and the Post Office controls temperature. A satirical post that “proves scientifically” we can eliminate global warming by reducing US first class postage rates. Correlation does not prove causation unless we’re talking about something for which left wing politicians want to make a pseudo-scientific case, then correlation magically becomes sufficient. And according to a leading scientist, failure to agree is raaaaacism.

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  • Except for the words A satirical post I am convinced that synopsis was written by Olivia, which goes to further the assertion by beanhead that Olivia is a creation of the editor.