U.S. Hikers Leave Iran Prison Fitter With Sean Penn to Thank. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are truly blessed. Introducing the NEW Sean Penn Diet! It’s simple if you follow these easy rules. 1. Innocently get caught within the poorly marked border of Iran – Easy! 2. Get ready for the real weight loss as you’re starved and kept in a dark basement – sure you might get rickets from the lack of vitamin D, but think of how you’ll look in that new SPEEDO! WOW! and 3. Hope to hell you get out alive! But hey, that’s the fun right? This is where you learn to workout with water bottles and make shoe laces out of your blindfolds. Aw, thanks Sean!!
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These 2 dolts spent 781 days as Iranian hostages, our diplomats back in the day only did 444.
These guys didn't have Reagan stepping into the WH on Day 443.
WTF were these guys doing hiking THERE? Millions of places to go hiking & you pick the border of Iran & Iraq? They almost deserved to be jailed for idiocy.
I agree. I gotta go with the Iranians on this one. These guys had to be CIA spooks. What's on the list for next years' vacation hike. A little mountain getaway in Afghanistan?
I do wish they would get off their "hostage' high horse. The guys in the 80's were in the American Embassy, legally. They got removed and held against their will. Asshat, Dipstick and Sissy were in the country illegally and got caught. They were detained for breaking the laws of Iran. Big difference IMO.
That or incredibly stupid hikers.
I wonder if he got under Hugo's desk?