Vainglorious narcissistic fool: God backs my jobs plan

Obama: God backs jobs plan. Sure, when did the Almighty tell you that Barry, during one of your golf games with Him? Say, it must be a real pain in the halo to play against the Creator because, well, He ALWAYS wins, don’t He? And it can be embarrassing if you forget yourself and curse after missing a putt: “g–dam that Bush for hexing my golf ball…. oops!” Is this man nuts or what?

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  • Oblowme is nothing more than a muslim and a hypocrite. I bet Allah told him he was pissed for our congress guaranteeing that "In God We Trust" was taking up too much of his time. This bastard spends more time vacationing and playing golf and taking his kickbacks than thinking about God. Now, Oblowme, go find another limo driver you can get kinky with and smoke crack with and leave God out of it you bottom feeding sewer spawn.

  • I don't think that this clown means Jehova. Methinks he is referring to Allah, the pagan moon god of the fools.

    • I thought Allah was the invisible overall most high on golden orb camel blessing goat riding child molesting Satan look a like fiction writer? Or do I have him confused with that midget guy from Iran in the dwarf suit?

  • What a hypocrite OLIARO is. This communistic, non-US citizen atheist needs to get out and stay out of the United States of America.

  • Liberals are so hyper about the separation of church and state and the religiosity of many conservative Republicans. I thought they were hysterical with their forebodings of theocracy during the Bush years because Bush seemed like a serious believer. And yet the media give liberals a pass when they go beyond the Republicans in their mixing of politics and religion. Also I'll never forget when Howard Dean said his favorite New Testament book was Job.

    • this president equates the Ancient of days with allah.

      he's either stupid or utilizing taliquayaa

      this obama would allow sharia law he is not christian. but as the Lord allows, So be it. those who belong to Him will be taken up unto glorey. I pity those left behind. RHG I will, if i am among those on the right hand, seek the favor of the Almighty upon the and thine. i hope you and yours will find it right to forego paganism. I know you think it is not inappropriate. but there is only one way unto heaven. and few shall be that find it.... but for those who truly seek the Lord, with all their heart and will all their being. the the shall be found. of him.

      • I appreciate the sentiment, Robert. If I were interested in any kind of religion at all, I would probably gravitate towards Paganism, but I can't believe in everything THEY believe in, any more than I can believe in any Christian religion. No, I'll just go along doing what I feel is right, and if there is punishment waiting for me afterwards, so be it.

  • It was especially cute when Carney later quoted the Bible using words which are not IN the Bible. It's always funny when atheists start trying to appeal to believers. They screw it up every time.

    • Yep, that Carney's a moron, it comes with the territory, though. And it makes me laugh as much as when Christians use Bible quotes to prove to me that their religion is the only correct one.

      • Something I doubt has ever happened to you...

        Here's the thing about the Bible: it's not just the inspired Word of God that believers think it is; it's also a reliable historical source. Non-believers will lampoon and ridicule specific claims for years, and then some archeologist or researcher will prove the Bible correct. It's happened enough times that even the most cynical non-believers should at least accept the historical value of the Bible. The point being, if somebody quotes the Bible to convince you of something, you should stop yelping about the source and listen. They can't "prove" their faith is correct - that's a non sequitur, which is why I doubt that anybody has ever tried. But they can provide perfectly valid evidence that much of the foundation of their faith actually happened.

        • I don't understand what you "doubt has ever happened" to RHG..

          Are you referring to his statement that Christians use Bible quotes to prove the veracity of their religion? Because this happened to me on countless occasions. It leads to maddening circles of talk

          See, I'm a fairly decent listener, so a significant number of folk have tried to get me into one flock or another. I confess the most fun was a wiccan girl some 20 years ago

          • Again, I doubt it. I've never met a Christian that thought he could prove the existence of God, whether using the Bible or logic or anything else, so the claim by atheists and agnostics that they repeatedly run into Christians trying to do exactly that stretches the limits of credibility. Faith is faith, and it violates the definition of the word to pretend you can prove it.

            What I think happens is that the non-believer makes an assertion that can easily be called into question by the historical account given in the Bible, and the non-believer takes that as "the Christian trying to prove the existence of God." Example I have run into many times: the non-believer scoffs at one of the "Hollywood" miracles like the parting of the Red Sea. That's when I would cite the overall accuracy of the Bible which gives credibility to the unproveable parts, and mention the chariot wheels, human bones, and horse bones apparently found in the Gulf of Aquaiba, etc.

          • J.P., you already believe the Bible, so you have no idea the kind of things that some people will say to convince a non-believer. I've seen plenty of people who absolutely do believe, but have no power of persuasion, no ability to argue using logic and commons sense.

            I have had numerous people use quotes from the Bible to prove the Bible's truth. That is flawed logic. God said this about his existence, therefore, he exists. That makes no sense.

            I have no problem whatsoever with anyone believing anything they want, as long as they don't try to shove it down my throat, or use it as an excuse to cut my head off. What I'm talking about is flawed logic in an attempt to prove it to me. And still, I don't get upset, I just get a chuckle. I mean no offense, and I take no offense.

        • I never said anything about the historical value of the Bible. There IS some historical value in the book. But quoting an entity that I don't believe exists in an effort to convince me He exists isn't really going to show me much. It's just a logic thing.

          • I don't think anyone's trying to convince you of anything other than there is some proof that things in the Bible did indeed happen, religious or not, it's history.

          • Particularly, that is EXACTLY what the old Testament is. A history oif the Jewish people, and their relationship with God. And as you said, more and more archological finds are showing that it is a fairly accurate history, though of course, the faith thing is unprovable by definition.

          • I never denied that. Well, in rereading your post, I think it needs one more "some." As in "some proof that some things in the Bible did happen." There's no way I'm taking the Bible as a history book.

        • As a non-believer I definitely agree with you on that point. However your previous comment is a bit bias. I personally know MANY believers that misquote the Bible as well and at times I have to correct them.

          Ironic? Maybe.