VD advice from Obama

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• The URL says VD advice from Obama. I had to look, just to see what kind of VD he advises us to get.

  • Yes, I come form the generation of VD as opposed to STD, so the URL gave me pause.

    • Hasnt that been changed now, from STDs to STVs, as in viral or something ridiculious like that?

  • My guess would be, anything that rots the brain enough to make you an Obumma supporter.

    • That would have to be a particularly nasty VD.

• Yeah, give your sweetie a taxpayer-funded vacation to anywhere like Obama does. Big spender with somebody else's credit card.

• "VD advice from Obama"-sidebar

  ROFLM@O!!!!

  Excellent Kip!

  • I wonder if he tried sending Michelle flowers from STD.

    • Perfect place to insert this joke!!

      George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

      As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

      As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

      Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'

      The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whore house- smells like.'

      • Ah, the classics!

      • I am still chuckling after a genuine howl of laughter! Great joke.

• The Precedent's a putz. If I told him that his policies were giving me a toothache he'd reply, "That's great! Abscess makes the heart grow fonder."