Ahhh, lovely Catalina Island, the bedazzling jewel that sits a mere 26 miles off the coast of Southern California. So beautiful. So charming. So..WTF?
Let this be a lesson to you. When you’re tweeting about the romantic nature of the island, don’t save characters by abbreviating Valentines Day.
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I can just hear a deep, velvety voiced guy doing a voice over for a Catalina Tourism ad.
"Can't seem to catch VD at home? Now is your chance to catch some genital herpes on one of the most beautiful islands in America. Here you can snorkel, skuba, jetski, and catch it all. Herepes, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, and some you haven't even heard of. You and your loved one will enjoy a weekend of bliss, and a lifetime of Valtrex, all for the low price of $399 per couple.
This Valentines day, give VD to the one you love. Either way, you'll regret it as much as that Friday night your freshman year of college you don't like to think about.
I thought that was what Vegas was for?
VD or bust!
I thought Catalina was an island.
Here it's a Penicillin.