War in Saudi Arabia. Large groups of baboons have invaded a village called Al Qunfudah, occupying homes and endangering lives. “The baboons… are well aware of what they are doing,” said one resident. “The assault on the village is not random, as some believe. They proceed according to studied plans. That’s why their attacks do not fail.” But hey, at least people are keeping baby girls veiled as they retreat from the baboons – that’s progress, right?
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Clearly the baboons are under the spell of some sort of sorcery and need to be beheaded... If they used that line the baboons would be extinct by March.
Between Al-Qaeda and the Baboons, how does one tell the difference?
Look for the sheetheads. Those are not the baboons.
The baboons are better looking.
And smell better
"The main reason that the baboons are difficult to stymie is because of their high intelligence. They easily match wits with those out to drive them away."
Ok, so baboons are smarter than Muslims. This is news?
Ha, don't get cocky, they are bright and are a match for anyone.
/OK, maybe the Ayrabs are a little easier.
The Saudis must not have very many guns; otherwise there would be a lot of dead baboons in the village.
That's why baboons don't invade villages in Texas.
"Assault" rifles would be the perfect match for baboon hunting.
Nothing a well-placed .22 round couldn't solve.
Hmmmm, I wonder if I can find any recipes for roasted baboon?
Eating monkeys is how AIDS started... or maybe it was Ebola.
I don't think it was "eating apes", I think it was more along the lines of what they do to us in congress......every day..without the kiss first.
Only the army, police and religious police have guns, that's why the baboons are winning....
Those are the sort of gun laws I would expect in a country like Saudi Arabia.
Apes-1, Cavemen-0
Sounds like a new Geico commercial for the middle east. So simple a baboon can do it.
Is the dateline on this story Saudi Arabia or Washington, DC?
Must be CIA trained baboons.
But they look like Al-Qaeda.
Wow, this could almost be a movie, huh?
"You maniacs! You blew it all up!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb4eZ7Z5yk8
They didn't blow it up. It was just buried in sand due to shifting ocean currents and global warming.