Bonfire of the Absurdities in News New Format

We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.

Petitioning the Obama Administration: We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition. “…we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.” At last, an expectation the Obama White House will be able to meet. The one before the cookie, we mean.

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Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

View Comments (2)

DefHarryMelon says:

November 7, 2011 at 8:05 pm

I want a cookie.
Notsosilent says:

November 7, 2011 at 5:02 pm

Just give me the cookie and kick Obama out of the white house...