Look Hu, I think it was supposed to be a hip metaphor. The next time a speech writer slips "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" onto my teleprompter I will just ignore it and read on.
"Help a Brother out! I am new to this whole suppressing Democracy thing... You guys have been going it for quite sometime. So I bias and censor the media, spy on citizens and dissents, have a large and corrupt bureaucracy, but when is it 'go time' for the out right jailing and torturing of those who oppose me?"
or
"Look, if I had known that Jackie Chan was based out of Hong Kong and is not on the mainland that much I would have just bypassed this whole tax payer funded autograph seeking trip all together. Since I am here lets make the most of it: How much of what is left of the USA would you like to buy? It won't be worth much by the time I get done dismantling it, but I will give you a hell of a good price! Pennies on the Dollar and the promise that generations of Americans in debt from my wasteful actions who will work most of their lives to try and pay that debt off can be yours. Its a good buy I tell you..."
or
"Listen, to some people giving you the DVD of Michael Cimino's Year of the Dragon may be totally tasteless. But its a R1 DVD and won't even play over here on your DVD player! Don't be so offended! It was totally Michelle's idea... Look, to make it up to you I will go back and cripple the USA economy some more so even more Americans lose their jobs and homes. Will that square us?"
BTW Year of the Dragon is a damn fine film. I mention it since many liberals piss on it for its very non political correct look at Asians. Its a gangster film however so its hard to portray crime lords as being warn and fuzzy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_of_the_Dragon_%28film%29
"look, even I get boarded sometimes, you think I had a choice? but I got a nice easy charter I'll pay you back, plus a little extra, I just need a little more time."
"I am sorry I didnt bow to you while I did bow to the Japanese Emperor"
Please I just want you to like me...thats all I want is for everyone to like me....don't you get it?
I love the flag Mr. Chairman. Does it come in blue with a single star?
It's rock, paper, scissors: Mr. President not patty cake. Show me some money, smile and tell me, I am your sugar daddy.. x(!)
Have you ever noticed how hard it is to kowtow from a sitting position?
Just stand up and turn around. I'll give you a big wet one on your hip pocket.
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Look Hu, I think it was supposed to be a hip metaphor. The next time a speech writer slips "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" onto my teleprompter I will just ignore it and read on.
"Help a Brother out! I am new to this whole suppressing Democracy thing... You guys have been going it for quite sometime. So I bias and censor the media, spy on citizens and dissents, have a large and corrupt bureaucracy, but when is it 'go time' for the out right jailing and torturing of those who oppose me?"
or
"Look, if I had known that Jackie Chan was based out of Hong Kong and is not on the mainland that much I would have just bypassed this whole tax payer funded autograph seeking trip all together. Since I am here lets make the most of it: How much of what is left of the USA would you like to buy? It won't be worth much by the time I get done dismantling it, but I will give you a hell of a good price! Pennies on the Dollar and the promise that generations of Americans in debt from my wasteful actions who will work most of their lives to try and pay that debt off can be yours. Its a good buy I tell you..."
or
"Listen, to some people giving you the DVD of Michael Cimino's Year of the Dragon may be totally tasteless. But its a R1 DVD and won't even play over here on your DVD player! Don't be so offended! It was totally Michelle's idea... Look, to make it up to you I will go back and cripple the USA economy some more so even more Americans lose their jobs and homes. Will that square us?"
BTW Year of the Dragon is a damn fine film. I mention it since many liberals piss on it for its very non political correct look at Asians. Its a gangster film however so its hard to portray crime lords as being warn and fuzzy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_of_the_Dragon_%28film%29
"look, even I get boarded sometimes, you think I had a choice? but I got a nice easy charter I'll pay you back, plus a little extra, I just need a little more time."
"I am sorry I didnt bow to you while I did bow to the Japanese Emperor"
Please I just want you to like me...thats all I want is for everyone to like me....don't you get it?
I love the flag Mr. Chairman. Does it come in blue with a single star?
It's rock, paper, scissors: Mr. President not patty cake. Show me some money, smile and tell me, I am your sugar daddy.. x(!)
Have you ever noticed how hard it is to kowtow from a sitting position?
Just stand up and turn around. I'll give you a big wet one on your hip pocket.
Sorry, but it's hard to bow sitting down.