We’ve Crossed 100 Orders of Balls for John Boehner. Keep Sending!

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• Where Boehner lives in Ohio they must have a lot of squirrels....And one of them got his nuts...

  • Hey now, I'm kinda down in that corner of the state too, and... oh LOOK, a squirrel!

• It's kinda funny, and a good idea, but wouldn't it be more economical to send him a pair of racket balls?
  http://www.amazon.com/Penn-Ultra-Blue-Racquetball-3-Cn/dp/B002LGF9L6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417746969&sr=8-2&keywords=blue+racket+balls

  • Cotton balls would be an improvement over what he's got.

    • Besides the bubbles stinging after snorking while reading that one flash... I'm redistributing and will give all credit to you. And I'm not even intoxicated and still lmao.

      • It was my pleasure.

• I think these would be more righteous ...

  http://www.amazon.com/Truck-Nuts-Balls-Bull-Nutz/dp/B002QLA1PU

• I just sent some of these...

  http://www.amazon.com/Biker-Balls-Truck-Nuts-Nutz/dp/B002QOKMJM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1417726585&sr=8-3&keywords=truck+nuts+blue

• Even one would help.