“Why are you standing so close to me?” Snooki and New Jersey’s Governor Christie had a little tiff at the Jersey Shore yesterday and the diminutive reality star finally asked the gargantuan politician to step back. We don’t know who to root for if things get physical – we’re just hoping they don’t fight naked.


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Does Christie really believe n0bama will cast his vote for him in a Presidential Election?? Too funny.
Christie's down from an estimated 400 pounds to an estimated 380 pounds. Now he thinks he's a real stud.
I'm rooting for the petite Italian chick. I still blame Christie for his perceived part in getting our Dear Leader re-elected.
She's not Italian; she's a Chilean adoptee. Being "raised" as an Italian (in New York, not New Jersey) doesn't make her one. And the other caffone isn't Italian, either; she's Irish. I know people like to believe--or perceive--Christie got the Chicago thug pol fascist hypocrite in chief reelected, but the word on the street is the belief--or the perception--that social freedoms would be squelched by the theocratic arm of the Republican party is what got the a'hole back in. Our only hope for restoring the Republic is to elect a Libertarian.
Why do you know so much about these people? Just curious.
Our only hope is to elect people with good morals and values, no matter what they want to call themselves. libertarian. Tea Party. Conservatives. Independents. Whatever. We need to STOP labeling people and stop voting the party. We need to look at the character and the quality of the person and make our decision that way. I would no more vote for a person because he is libertarian, than I would vote for (or against) a candidate because he is black.
100 thumbs up for this! You are so erudite, Karmaa!
"You are so erudite" with a good measure of common sense.
What's wrong with her ears?
Silly boy!
Me thinks Snooki just got her tax bill from the State of NJ. They should have re-titled that article as "When Doooshbags Collide"
You might be right. Snooki gets $150,000 per episode and is rumored to be worth about $4 million (she's part of the 1%), and Jersey is not a low tax state. Once Jersey Shore is cancelled I wonder how she'll make a living--- that might be the basis for another reality show.
I'm pretty sure her making a living will require her spending a lot of time on her back.
Sounds like all that Obama butt-kissing didn't sway the Snooki vote.
Root for the one with the biggest tits.
Oh. Sorry. I guess that doesn't really narrow it down, does it?
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
"No you are!"
Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life you two.
The Jersey Shore kids (now adults) were working class people who made a lot of money because hipster elites wanted to make fun of them. Soon they'll drift back into anonymity, one day Snooki will wake up and discover she is fat, middle aged and tattooed. The hipsters, meantime, will find more middle Americans to mock.
Meanhwile, to get the Jersey Shore vote. the politcians will lie and promise things they can't, or won't, deliver---jobs, for instance.