Woman, 51, ‘smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan’

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• Is this thread still alive? I guess it's very titillating. It must very hard for people to stop posting stuff.

  • Yes, it is.

• According to the police report, the man's final words were:"HELP, garble, garble, garble, bubble, ME! garble, muffled sound. ..."

  • What? Couldn't hear you over the motorboating sounds.

• Lots of comments about this article. I guess a picture of a pretty woman really gets arise out of you guys.

  • Oh yeah, you are guaranteed puns and a long thread!

  • One for the 'others'

    http://fabioifc.com/2009_FOLDER/FABIO-1994-calendar/fabio-full-bike-shot-1994-web.jpg

    • meh

• Breast Friend Forever (o)(o)

  • speaking of goldfish eyes...

• There needs to be more experimentation to see if the claimed feat/feet can even be accomplished. With drunkards anything is possible, even if it not reality.

• A drop of milk leaves the barrel traveling at over 950 fps...Harness those puppies...let's hear it for increased assault tatas Regulations!!

  • Especially the high capacity ones.

• Booby traps!

• I can think of worse ways to go. Better not let the Libtards find out, they might try to tax it.

• If y'all are thinkin it aint a bad way to go, lemme just say I don't think she looked a whole like THAT.

  • I'm thinking it's the best way to go I've heard of so far... and I've been keeping abreast of the various ways.

    • I'm kinda straddling the fence, wondering the best way to be smufficated.

      • smufficated? really? muff? you had to go there, ugh! you're such a, a, a, er, uhm, well,... man, I guess.

        • Kinda a cross between suffocate and smother. What were you thinking?

        • She was thinking what I was thinking. :-D

        • I plead the fifth...of woodford reserve

        • Ah now I see, got you at straddling, my mistake...

        • don't know whatchu talkin' 'bout, ghosty.

• New York state is going to have a 15 day waiting period on assault breast implants.

  • and they will require a full psychological evaluation before allowing implant purchases.

    • If they did that, nobody would have them.

      • Badda-BING!

        • There IS that. I don't have a problem with reconstructive surgery, or fixing glaring flaws. But for ordinary women that just want big boobs, I always recommend against it.

        • And the WORST thing is how disgusting they look. I always think of giant beige M&M's sitting on the woman's chest. You can SEE the shape of the bags of gel inserted under the skin. It's ridiculous, phoney and (according to my brother, who's wife has them) they are hard as rocks, and they kill all sensitivity that women have in the area.
          Bad bad BAD, Even if I had a mastectomy, I would not get implants. Ever. Ick.

        • And the scars are hideous, just my two cents ladies, fwiw, yours have the exact # of nerve endings as Dolly Parton's, so you tell me who gets the benefit of some 'guy' worship, and if enhanced?, dead meat. Ok, we got here how?

        • you fellas dragged us here, kickin' and screamin'

        • Not all of us.

        • Wasn't me.

        • Even if I had a mastectomy, I would not get implants.

          I don't believe I would either, just don't see boobs as that important...certainly not anything that would define who I am.

        • But at least when a woman has a mastectomy, you can understand the desire to look and feel how she did before.

          Personally, the "stripper" models, as I call them, either remind me of basketballs bolted onto a woman, (and I detest basketball), or they remind me of goldfish eyes. The big ones, sticking out to the side. I can't help it, I laugh when I see them.

        • Like Pam Anderson. She was a sweet, cute, girl, but then she got those damned stripper boobs and became the crew slut of the world.
          What a waste.

        • Goldfish eyes?????? Damn that was funny....

      • 'cept cancer survivors