Woman, 51, ‘smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan.’ Now it’s ‘assault hooters.’ Looks like 38 Specials to us.

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Joe
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Joe

Is this thread still alive? I guess it’s very titillating. It must very hard for people to stop posting stuff.

flashingscotsman
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Yes, it is.

MDLION
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MDLION

According to the police report, the man’s final words were:”HELP, garble, garble, garble, bubble, ME! garble, muffled sound. …”

perlcat
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What? Couldn’t hear you over the motorboating sounds.

Joe
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Joe

Lots of comments about this article. I guess a picture of a pretty woman really gets arise out of you guys.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

One for the ‘others’

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drb
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drb

meh

sa_rose
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sa_rose

Oh yeah, you are guaranteed puns and a long thread!

Trickie
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Trickie

Breast Friend Forever (o)(o)

drb
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drb

speaking of goldfish eyes…

Extirpates
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Extirpates

There needs to be more experimentation to see if the claimed feat/feet can even be accomplished. With drunkards anything is possible, even if it not reality.

Dan
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Dan

A drop of milk leaves the barrel traveling at over 950 fps…Harness those puppies…let’s hear it for increased assault tatas Regulations!!

flashingscotsman
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Especially the high capacity ones.

Kip Hooker
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Booby traps!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

I can think of worse ways to go. Better not let the Libtards find out, they might try to tax it.

PsychoDad
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If y’all are thinkin it aint a bad way to go, lemme just say I don’t think she looked a whole like THAT.

JPTravis
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I’m thinking it’s the best way to go I’ve heard of so far… and I’ve been keeping abreast of the various ways.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

I’m kinda straddling the fence, wondering the best way to be smufficated.

drb
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drb

smufficated? really? muff? you had to go there, ugh! you’re such a, a, a, er, uhm, well,… man, I guess.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Kinda a cross between suffocate and smother. What were you thinking?

drb
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drb

I plead the fifth…of woodford reserve

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Ah now I see, got you at straddling, my mistake…

drb
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drb

don’t know whatchu talkin’ ’bout, ghosty.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

She was thinking what I was thinking. 😀

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart

New York state is going to have a 15 day waiting period on assault breast implants.

drb
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drb

and they will require a full psychological evaluation before allowing implant purchases.

flashingscotsman
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If they did that, nobody would have them.

drb
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drb

‘cept cancer survivors

Karmaa
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Karmaa

Badda-BING!

flashingscotsman
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There IS that. I don’t have a problem with reconstructive surgery, or fixing glaring flaws. But for ordinary women that just want big boobs, I always recommend against it.

Karmaa
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Karmaa

And the WORST thing is how disgusting they look. I always think of giant beige M&M’s sitting on the woman’s chest. You can SEE the shape of the bags of gel inserted under the skin. It’s ridiculous, phoney and (according to my brother, who’s wife has them) they are hard as rocks, and they kill all sensitivity that women have in the area.
Bad bad BAD, Even if I had a mastectomy, I would not get implants. Ever. Ick.

drb
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drb

Even if I had a mastectomy, I would not get implants.

I don’t believe I would either, just don’t see boobs as that important…certainly not anything that would define who I am.

flashingscotsman
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But at least when a woman has a mastectomy, you can understand the desire to look and feel how she did before.

Personally, the “stripper” models, as I call them, either remind me of basketballs bolted onto a woman, (and I detest basketball), or they remind me of goldfish eyes. The big ones, sticking out to the side. I can’t help it, I laugh when I see them.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Goldfish eyes?????? Damn that was funny….

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Like Pam Anderson. She was a sweet, cute, girl, but then she got those damned stripper boobs and became the crew slut of the world.
What a waste.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

And the scars are hideous, just my two cents ladies, fwiw, yours have the exact # of nerve endings as Dolly Parton’s, so you tell me who gets the benefit of some ‘guy’ worship, and if enhanced?, dead meat. Ok, we got here how?

drb
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drb

you fellas dragged us here, kickin’ and screamin’

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Not all of us.

flashingscotsman
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Wasn’t me.

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2

How about we line up the perp with Harry Reid and Ba-wreck. She should be able to quickly smother those two scrawny little assholes.

JustAl
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JustAl

We need a law against assault tatas.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

In reality we get assaulted by Boobs every day, the idiots in Washington that were voted in by other Boobs who get free silicone and phones and stuff….

Karmaa
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Karmaa

Before you guys get all excited – this model is definitely not the perp. According to the article she is 5’6″ and 14 stone (196 lb.) In other words, her assets are big because she’s fat all over. Not that some people don’t like that, but the silicone babe in the pic is not the killer. Just sayin’

Not so silent
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Not so silent

I had to ask, inquiring minds want to know……

Joe
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Joe

The silicone babe in the pic is killing me.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Me too, softly… killing me softly.

OK Rose, Darby, Barb et al, pile on. We’re used to it.

drb
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drb

Wouldn’t do me any good to pile on, I ain’t got enough boobage to do any damage… ‘cept people might laugh themselves to death if I tried…though I might have enough to be able to close off one nostril so watch out…you’ve been warned. KQ on the other hand might be deadly.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

AH! I’m in love!

Karmaa
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Karmaa

I’m in your camp, lol. Although if I cross my arms and push them up, I can get what looks like cleavage. Looking down. It works for Glamour Shots, anyway!! 🙂

sa_rose
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sa_rose

Makeup helps. A little blush wjhere the cleavage SHOULD be creates an illusion. Of course when you turn sideways, its all over, but it works for the photographs!

flashingscotsman
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It’s all about the camera angle and lighting.

Karmaa
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Karmaa

Yeah – my daughter used to watch Ru Paul’s drag race, and some of those guys REALLY did some interesting tricks with makeup! (Don’t hate on me for that – I found the show fascinating!)

flashingscotsman
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I find illusion fascinating also.

You’d be amazed at what the camera DOESN’T show you in the average photo shoot.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Yeah, but can it hide my fugly and still take a great portrait of me and the girls?

sa_rose
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sa_rose

I loved Ru Paul’s drag race. One of the only thing I miss now that I don’t have cable anymore.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

Why do women have to try to change the natural beauty they were born with?
There are many men out here that appreciate you for your natural charms, not the fake enhancements that do nothing for you.

flashingscotsman
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Thank you, Poppa.

drb
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drb

Yeah, silicone just isn’t very healthy.

flashingscotsman
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It also doesn’t look good.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

This is going to sound stupid, prolly why I’m not a doctor (though I’ve been know to play one a time or two), but I always wondered why they didn’t use the stuff that was inside Stretch Armstrong. Wouldn’t that have at least been a little more natural? I know, I know>>>>>>
Corner, me, now.

drb
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drb

actually saline filled ones would be best, more natural look, probably more natural feel though I would not know, as I don’t go around feeling boobs. plus if one ruptures (rare but has happened) the body could absorb it without any harm to the system.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Stretch was corn syrup if I remember right, the thing was pliant, resilient, and bounced back… and we’re talking about breast implants, why? LMAO. Sorry Doc, but this just went a little surreal.

perlcat
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Meh. I never get invited to parties like that anyway.

(not that that’s a bad thing — attending parties like that would prove fatal to me.)

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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When will Piers begin spittle-flecking about the need for “breast control”?

Joe
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Joe

If he starts showing pictures of boobs on his show like he has AR’s he just may get some people to watch.

flashingscotsman
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Breast control? Here, I’ll hold onto ’em!

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

If he starts showing pictures of boobs on his show…..

All he will have is pictures of himself.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Are those the actual weapons? AS an L.E.O. I might need a closer examination to look for evidence……just the facts maam……

drb
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drb

no

Not so silent
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Not so silent

No they are not the referred to weapons or no I can not investigate?

drb
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drb

both

flashingscotsman
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I guess that lets me out.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

And I was so looking forward to playing detective in silicone valley….

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Oh man, save that one, perfect. With a straight face would leave them wondering for years… Thanks, and I stole it.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Your welcome….

sa_rose
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sa_rose

Trust me. Those are NOT the ones that smothered the guy! THOSE hang to her knees.