Woman, 51, ‘smothers lover to death with her breasts during drunken row in caravan.’ Now it’s ‘assault hooters.’ Looks like 38 Specials to us.

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Joe
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Joe
January 17, 2013 9:19 pm

Is this thread still alive? I guess it’s very titillating. It must very hard for people to stop posting stuff.

flashingscotsman
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January 18, 2013 8:48 am

Yes, it is.

MDLION
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MDLION
January 17, 2013 12:04 pm

According to the police report, the man’s final words were:”HELP, garble, garble, garble, bubble, ME! garble, muffled sound. …”

perlcat
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January 17, 2013 3:53 pm

What? Couldn’t hear you over the motorboating sounds.

Joe
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Joe
January 16, 2013 6:24 pm

Lots of comments about this article. I guess a picture of a pretty woman really gets arise out of you guys.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
January 17, 2013 7:22 am

Oh yeah, you are guaranteed puns and a long thread!

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 6:28 pm

One for the ‘others’

drb
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drb
January 17, 2013 7:50 am

meh

Trickie
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Trickie
January 16, 2013 6:15 pm

Breast Friend Forever (o)(o)

drb
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drb
January 18, 2013 5:25 am

speaking of goldfish eyes…

Extirpates
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Extirpates
January 16, 2013 4:56 pm

There needs to be more experimentation to see if the claimed feat/feet can even be accomplished. With drunkards anything is possible, even if it not reality.

Dan
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Dan
January 16, 2013 4:49 pm

A drop of milk leaves the barrel traveling at over 950 fps…Harness those puppies…let’s hear it for increased assault tatas Regulations!!

flashingscotsman
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January 16, 2013 9:40 pm

Especially the high capacity ones.

Kip Hooker
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January 16, 2013 4:08 pm

Booby traps!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
January 16, 2013 3:41 pm

I can think of worse ways to go. Better not let the Libtards find out, they might try to tax it.

PsychoDad
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January 16, 2013 2:48 pm

If y’all are thinkin it aint a bad way to go, lemme just say I don’t think she looked a whole like THAT.

JPTravis
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January 16, 2013 3:26 pm

I’m thinking it’s the best way to go I’ve heard of so far… and I’ve been keeping abreast of the various ways.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 3:41 pm

I’m kinda straddling the fence, wondering the best way to be smufficated.

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 3:51 pm

smufficated? really? muff? you had to go there, ugh! you’re such a, a, a, er, uhm, well,… man, I guess.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 3:54 pm

Kinda a cross between suffocate and smother. What were you thinking?

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 7:03 am

She was thinking what I was thinking. 😀

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 4:00 pm

I plead the fifth…of woodford reserve

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 17, 2013 3:31 pm

Ah now I see, got you at straddling, my mistake…

drb
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drb
January 18, 2013 5:24 am

don’t know whatchu talkin’ ’bout, ghosty.

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart
January 16, 2013 1:52 pm

New York state is going to have a 15 day waiting period on assault breast implants.

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 2:34 pm

and they will require a full psychological evaluation before allowing implant purchases.

flashingscotsman
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January 16, 2013 9:37 pm

If they did that, nobody would have them.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 17, 2013 7:34 am

Badda-BING!

flashingscotsman
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January 17, 2013 8:01 am

There IS that. I don’t have a problem with reconstructive surgery, or fixing glaring flaws. But for ordinary women that just want big boobs, I always recommend against it.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 17, 2013 8:22 am

And the WORST thing is how disgusting they look. I always think of giant beige M&M’s sitting on the woman’s chest. You can SEE the shape of the bags of gel inserted under the skin. It’s ridiculous, phoney and (according to my brother, who’s wife has them) they are hard as rocks, and they kill all sensitivity that women have in the area.
Bad bad BAD, Even if I had a mastectomy, I would not get implants. Ever. Ick.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 17, 2013 5:20 pm

And the scars are hideous, just my two cents ladies, fwiw, yours have the exact # of nerve endings as Dolly Parton’s, so you tell me who gets the benefit of some ‘guy’ worship, and if enhanced?, dead meat. Ok, we got here how?

drb
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drb
January 17, 2013 5:30 pm

you fellas dragged us here, kickin’ and screamin’

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 9:04 pm

Not all of us.

flashingscotsman
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January 18, 2013 8:45 am

Wasn’t me.

drb
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drb
January 17, 2013 8:32 am

Even if I had a mastectomy, I would not get implants.

I don’t believe I would either, just don’t see boobs as that important…certainly not anything that would define who I am.

flashingscotsman
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January 17, 2013 2:26 pm

But at least when a woman has a mastectomy, you can understand the desire to look and feel how she did before.

Personally, the “stripper” models, as I call them, either remind me of basketballs bolted onto a woman, (and I detest basketball), or they remind me of goldfish eyes. The big ones, sticking out to the side. I can’t help it, I laugh when I see them.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 9:02 pm

Like Pam Anderson. She was a sweet, cute, girl, but then she got those damned stripper boobs and became the crew slut of the world.
What a waste.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 17, 2013 4:47 pm

Goldfish eyes?????? Damn that was funny….

drb
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drb
January 17, 2013 3:30 am

‘cept cancer survivors

Navyvet2
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Navyvet2
January 16, 2013 12:29 pm

How about we line up the perp with Harry Reid and Ba-wreck. She should be able to quickly smother those two scrawny little assholes.

JustAl
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JustAl
January 16, 2013 11:49 am

We need a law against assault tatas.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 16, 2013 12:12 pm

In reality we get assaulted by Boobs every day, the idiots in Washington that were voted in by other Boobs who get free silicone and phones and stuff….

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 16, 2013 11:30 am

Before you guys get all excited – this model is definitely not the perp. According to the article she is 5’6″ and 14 stone (196 lb.) In other words, her assets are big because she’s fat all over. Not that some people don’t like that, but the silicone babe in the pic is not the killer. Just sayin’

perlcat
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January 16, 2013 4:43 pm

Meh. I never get invited to parties like that anyway.

(not that that’s a bad thing — attending parties like that would prove fatal to me.)

Joe
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Joe
January 16, 2013 11:41 am

The silicone babe in the pic is killing me.

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 2:32 pm

Yeah, silicone just isn’t very healthy.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 17, 2013 11:12 am

This is going to sound stupid, prolly why I’m not a doctor (though I’ve been know to play one a time or two), but I always wondered why they didn’t use the stuff that was inside Stretch Armstrong. Wouldn’t that have at least been a little more natural? I know, I know>>>>>>
Corner, me, now.

drb
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drb
January 17, 2013 5:17 pm

actually saline filled ones would be best, more natural look, probably more natural feel though I would not know, as I don’t go around feeling boobs. plus if one ruptures (rare but has happened) the body could absorb it without any harm to the system.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 17, 2013 5:31 pm

Stretch was corn syrup if I remember right, the thing was pliant, resilient, and bounced back… and we’re talking about breast implants, why? LMAO. Sorry Doc, but this just went a little surreal.

flashingscotsman
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January 16, 2013 9:35 pm

It also doesn’t look good.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 16, 2013 1:27 pm

Me too, softly… killing me softly.

OK Rose, Darby, Barb et al, pile on. We’re used to it.

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 2:19 pm

Wouldn’t do me any good to pile on, I ain’t got enough boobage to do any damage… ‘cept people might laugh themselves to death if I tried…though I might have enough to be able to close off one nostril so watch out…you’ve been warned. KQ on the other hand might be deadly.

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 17, 2013 7:32 am

I’m in your camp, lol. Although if I cross my arms and push them up, I can get what looks like cleavage. Looking down. It works for Glamour Shots, anyway!! :)

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 8:40 pm

Why do women have to try to change the natural beauty they were born with?
There are many men out here that appreciate you for your natural charms, not the fake enhancements that do nothing for you.

flashingscotsman
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January 18, 2013 8:43 am

Thank you, Poppa.

sa_rose
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sa_rose
January 17, 2013 7:45 am

Makeup helps. A little blush wjhere the cleavage SHOULD be creates an illusion. Of course when you turn sideways, its all over, but it works for the photographs!

Karmaa
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Karmaa
January 17, 2013 8:00 am

Yeah – my daughter used to watch Ru Paul’s drag race, and some of those guys REALLY did some interesting tricks with makeup! (Don’t hate on me for that – I found the show fascinating!)

sa_rose
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sa_rose
January 17, 2013 4:49 pm

I loved Ru Paul’s drag race. One of the only thing I miss now that I don’t have cable anymore.

flashingscotsman
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January 17, 2013 2:20 pm

I find illusion fascinating also.

You’d be amazed at what the camera DOESN’T show you in the average photo shoot.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 18, 2013 10:54 am

Yeah, but can it hide my fugly and still take a great portrait of me and the girls?

flashingscotsman
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January 17, 2013 7:59 am

It’s all about the camera angle and lighting.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 7:01 am

AH! I’m in love!

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 16, 2013 11:33 am

I had to ask, inquiring minds want to know……

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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January 16, 2013 11:21 am

When will Piers begin spittle-flecking about the need for “breast control”?

Joe
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Joe
January 16, 2013 11:25 am

If he starts showing pictures of boobs on his show like he has AR’s he just may get some people to watch.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
January 17, 2013 7:00 am

If he starts showing pictures of boobs on his show…..

All he will have is pictures of himself.

flashingscotsman
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January 16, 2013 9:32 pm

Breast control? Here, I’ll hold onto ’em!

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 16, 2013 11:20 am

Are those the actual weapons? AS an L.E.O. I might need a closer examination to look for evidence……just the facts maam……

sa_rose
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sa_rose
January 17, 2013 7:19 am

Trust me. Those are NOT the ones that smothered the guy! THOSE hang to her knees.

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 2:12 pm

no

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 16, 2013 4:46 pm

No they are not the referred to weapons or no I can not investigate?

drb
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drb
January 16, 2013 5:35 pm

both

flashingscotsman
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January 16, 2013 9:29 pm

I guess that lets me out.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 17, 2013 4:45 pm

And I was so looking forward to playing detective in silicone valley….

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine
January 17, 2013 4:47 pm

Oh man, save that one, perfect. With a straight face would leave them wondering for years… Thanks, and I stole it.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
January 18, 2013 9:33 am

Your welcome….

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