Woman sues after neighbor’s pet duck attacks her. She’s seeking $25,000 for medical expenses and $250,000 for pain, suffering, and the interference her injuries have had on normal, daily activities. Hmm, just the kind of expenses supplemental insurance is designed to cover but she probably didn’t see eye-to-eye with the Aflac salesman…
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You guys quack me up......
What did she do to the duck to get attacked in the first place? We demand the full story. Maybe it was self defense!
She was just standing there. Flat footed.
I hope you get a bill for that one.
Hmmpf, another fluff story.
Perhaps she was suffering some sort of mallardy
That was by far the smartest one congratulations sir!
Good one. You're pretty creative for an old coot.
12 gauge.......dead duck.
It could've been one of those "domestic terrorist" ducks that scary harry has been talking about. That's enough to send any kumbayan into PTSD. Or it could be that she didn't have her "quaker oats" for breakfast and dumped hot coffee on her volvo.
Sounds like she's just trying to feather her nest.
Eggzactly.
The neighbor's goose is cooked, maybe the duck's also.
I don't know, I know ducks can be aggressive but one good kick should send that duck flying. Someone's looking for some quick cash.
He's a quack addict
You mean quack cash?
You mean a bill or two?
Ooh that was fowl. Sounds like the legal system is going to the birds.
Eider we take this seriously or we don't.
Is that a put down?
I heard it's all over the web.
I can't believe we're cluttering up the web with this crap.
You posted it!
Now that's a quackup.
Was it DUCK SEASON????
Or WABBIT SEASON?????
I don't season them until I'm cooking them.
I have been chased down the street by a goose, but I can't see a duck causing much grief.
I once got a lot of grief over one little goose.
I once had a goose attack my car in a parking lot (I got a little too close to the nest and he/she started pecking at my bumper and chasing the vehicle.)
But a duck, never... when I paddle my kayak near them, all they do is duck.
Baseball season