Woman urinates, proceeds to take shower on NYC subway

Woman urinates, proceeds to take shower on NYC subway. Not really a shower, more like a sponge bath, but she actually does appear to be peeing. Really makes us wanna ride mass transit. With nuts like this on the loose in town, Nanny Bloomberg still thinks it’s more important to hassle people drinking 16oz sodas.

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  • Poor George. (George is the guy she says she's going to meet. "He can't see me like this!" Honey, the whole world has seen you like that - that ship has sailed.)

  • If she was really talented, she could've done both at the same time. Now, THAT, I would have watched. You know, for the sake of science.

    • I don't know. If she had an empty Big Gulp she would have had something to pee in. Maybe NYC should make empty Big Gulps mandatory, just in case a person needs to pee in front of a few dozen other people. Then San Fransisco could follow NYC's lead and make empty Big Gulps mandatory, but they would call peeing in front of other people art.

      • If you want art, they shouldn't carry Big Gulp cups to pee in; they should carry jars with crucifixes in them. Then they can pee in it and get $100,000 NEA grant! This can be another big stimulus spending spree!

  • I'm not going to watch the video, it's summary is more than enough. I used to live in New York and I ocassionally encountered freaks and lunatics on public transit, after a while you learn to not look at them (don't make eye contact!)---it's a skill you need to stay safe.

    Three possibilites: 1) she could be an OWSer on her way to Zuccotti Park, getting ready to confront the cops, 2) she could be a performance artist doing a little "street theater" to confound the establishment straights, 3) she could be crazy as hell. She could be all three.

    Whatever she is, she is, undoubtedly, an Obama voter.