Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil

Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil. In his case they probably would because he’d crap his pants if he ever saw a pair of bodacious ta-ta’s.

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  • Over the centuries men have feared women, apparently due to their ability to create life, as well as to bleed profusely every month and not die. In civilized countries, this is less of a problem. Notice I said civilized. And for centuries all babies, everywhere were exclusively breast fed. Since diarrhea is atal in infants without treatment, these morons wouldn't even be on the face of the earth to make such ridiculous claims.

    • Men longed blamed the womenfolk for their own lusts. Vile temptresses! Many Islamic men still suffer under this weakness and fallacy.

          • Not all.. perhaps most, I'll agree. There are some decent secular style muslim dudes out there, who root for the ladies. Depending on territory in which they reside, can be extremely risky

          • Personally, I don't call those ones Muslim, even though they think of themselves that way. Any more than I would call someone who doesn't follow the teachings of Christ a Christian. Or someone who doesn't follow the teachings of Buddha a Buddhist.

  • Typical of a sexually repressed people. In the meantime, the populace are out gang raping women in the streets.

  • Silly me, and here I was thinking that most Sheethead males ended up getting sick because they fornicate with goats.

  • Eventually they are going to all behead each other for one imaginary injustice or another...Naughty boobies...whoda thought they can cause diarrhea? Perhaps what we need to do is drop several million porno pictures of ladies who are well built into the middle east..they will shit themselves to death...

  • So, is this resulting in the Breast Police running around the desert with rolls of toilet paper (or worse corn cobs) following the trails of squirts in order to catch abusers?

    • And what the mother is eating too. All the over educated dummies just don't get it, what the breast feeding mother eats the child eats too.

  • Well, in that case I volunteer to be the official breast washer for the good looking ones, all in the name of hygiene of course.

    • Lol...In my younger days when Jim Beam was a constant companion in my diet I "cleaned" quite a few nipples. I don't remember getting the squirts from the cleaning but I really wasn't paying much attention either.

      • You probably never cleaned any that were as dirty as a Muslim's in Egypt.

        That'd be like licking a goat's butt.

  • sure, maybe if they're smeared in crap and unwashed for a week, then licked like an ice cream cone!

    how do these guys get away with coming up with anything they can possibly dream of and issuing some arbitrary fatwa and boom its law with thousands saying "hey, Imam said its ok! We can go rape children, foreigners, anyone not close to us or not moslem!"