Woody Allen’s Son Drops Father’s Day Bomb

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• The real reason Woody and Mia broke up was mealtimes. Mia was always late for dinner and Woody always wanted to eat Soon. Thank you, thank you! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

  • I giggled out loud! Thanks!

  • Wow... I didnt think it was possible but it is.

    • What, you didn't think IHTM readers could do Woddy puns?

      • You guys are amazing with the puns.

    • It was a slow night at work and I just happened to notice this story while putzing around on my phone. Funny thing is that I swear I heard my late Father laughing as I posted this. He lived for tasteless humor and conservatism and would have loved this site. Would have loved to see what he would have posted here and I think you folks would have too.

      • I admire wit in people for sure

• Sure. They were both "adults" (she a much younger one) when they entered into a relationship after many years of raising his now wife as his child and he didn't even end the relationship he had with Mia Farrow. Mia Farrow had to find out that her (adoptive) daughter was having sex with her (adoptive) father when she found nude pictures of her (adoptive) daughter in the possession of her at the time lover/boyfriend.

  I think that I would use righteous judgement here. Overall I would like to live in a world where a man doesn't raise a daughter (adoptive or otherwise) and then marries her. He is no different that a biological father who raises his daughter to take care of him and become his wife eventually. It is sick and the fact that she is also sick and evil enough to do that to a woman that loved her enough to take her out of the orphanage and give her a decent home is disgusting. Sorry if I am being judgemental but that is just how I feel.

  He is a sick person and she is also sick, but there is no way that she didnt see him as a father figure... she did. If he also molested another child, there is no reason why this man should be celebrated as Karmaa said, but that is hollywood for you.

• I wouldn't "judge" if these people had both adults when their "relationship" started (even though it's nasty). I "get" that she (claims that she ) never considered him a father figure, but he WAS one, anyway. She was FOUR when he came into her life (as her mom's full-time lover-thing), AND there was evidence that he sexually molested one of the children he and Mia Farrow adopted together. Sick, sick turd. He should be behind bars protecting his skinny white ass from becoming Butch's Bitch, not being toasted by the New York society creeps.

  I think I like his son, though.

• Why did they use a picture of Harry Reid for Woody?

• It brings to mind the old song, "I'm My Own Grandpa".

• ha, ha, ha, ha.... ewww?

• Obvious why this weasel was named Woody.

• Ouch. Your children know how to hit you where it hurts, even when you're a stand-up guy. When you're a little creep who lusts after your own step-daughter, that's going to be multiplied by a thousand.

• I guess all the jokes about fly-over country's cousins marrying one another is going to have to stop.

  • Nah, not with Hollywood types. Rules/laws just don't apply. e.g. Roman Polanski.

    • You HAD to bring up that piece of shit, didn't you?
      UGH!! He makes my skin crawl!

• Woody looks like Jerry Sandusky's little brother.