Yellow Sac spider 2 – Mazda 0. The spider that “just likes the smell of gasoline” keeps ruining Mazda gas tanks, causing a second recall in three years. Hey Mazda, they’re spiders: they must be eating something – obviously you have bugs in your fuel system.
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Mazda is part of the vast conspiracy to destroy the planet by emitting toxic gases that will destroy the ozone and all the happy people that just just got Eich fired. Mazda is single handedly putting the yellow-sac spider on the endangered species list.
Oh the shame of the evil industrialists, if only mazda was powered by unicorn farts, none of this would've happened. If only mazda would follow the chicoms lead, the air would be as clean as Bejing and all the other socialist uptopias.
I could go on, but I can't stop laughing long enough to keep typing!
Why just Mazda???
Open vent gas tanks? Gives them an opening to get into.
Exactly what I'm wondering.
Because piston engines go boing-boing and the Mazda goes hummmm?
I remember Exxon's gasoline slogan from the 70s was "Put a tiger in your tank." How 'bout "Put a spider in your tank"?
Spiderman doesn't need a car, so why would these arachnids care?
I doubt we will be seeing any commentary from Ghost here.
I wonder if Chevron Techroline will cure this?