You commit three felonies a day. “The answer lies in the very nature of modern federal criminal laws, which have exploded in number but also become impossibly broad and vague.” Unlike North Korea, they won’t have to arrest you for not crying enough when Obama misses a putt…
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I would like to suggest that in the next session of Congress, they only be allowed to repeal laws, not create new ones. I would recommend the 16th and 17th Amendments for starters.
As screwed up as the law is today I probably commit 3 felonies before I get out of bed every morning.
This is true as you are technically committing counterfeiting everytime you make a credit card purchase. You are basically making more debt based fiat money and helping Corporate Greed steal more gold everytime you make a purchase on credit. Lots of people do this at least 3 times per day so yeah, they are committing 3 felonies per day.
Shut up, creepy.
The boy does have a one track mind.
It's on the right track though.
Yea the train wreck track....allllllll Idiots aaaaboard.....
3 felonies a day? Does that mean we are all Democrats?
No. They commit 20 or 30 a day.
It's probably a felony to be reading I Hate The Media.
Does that include Thought Crime? If it does, I'm way over my daily limit.
Jeez, I never even considered thought crime. I could be put away forever.
This story- particularly the trumped up inquisition of Nacchio as reprisals for not "playing ball" makes me curious as to the details of the settlement with Microsoft in November, 2001 and the particulars of the antitrust action brought against it- what technological arrangements were brokered to be made part of every PC to be sold to Americans.
I've long said that the proliferation of laws was designed so as to make EVERYONE a criminal, just waiting for some government crony to target them for personal or political reasons.
Long time Flash. Kinda wondered if you and your Lady Friend were camping in the back of beyond (and had to charge your smartphone by pedaling the stationary bike for 3 hours) or hopefully busy with Faires, having kayaks full of fun and making tons of money.
And only 3? Pfftttt, seems on the low side to me.
Yeah, just got back from 12 days in South Lake Tahoe, doing a two-weekend event there. Lots of fun, but a bit too much drama for my taste.
There was THIS moment, though. Taken just before I started to tickle the two young ladies that had no way to escape.
http://www.theflashingscotsman.com/Rockinghorseguy/Renaissance-Faires-and/Valhalla/29947131_xFgZ2x#!i=2571018206&k=SkRDG6K&lb=1&s=A
Yes, it's a tough job, but SOMEBODY'S gotta do it.
That's another one Ayn called in Atlas Shrugged. Make it impossible not to spend a day without committing some crime, and you've got leverage on everyone.
if the average American commits three felonies, how many does congress make?
except they boarder on treason, like the white house loading the government full of obama's muslim friends and political paybacks.
Look who's new in the White House!
Arif Alikhan - Assistant Secretary for Policy Development
for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Mohammed Elibiary - Homeland Security Adviser
Rashad Hussain - Special Envoy to the (OIC)
Organization of the Islamic Conference
Salam al-Marayati - Obama Adviser
founder Muslim Public Affairs Council
and its current executive director
Imam Mohamed Magid - Obama's Sharia Czar
Islamic Society of North America
Eboo Patel - Advisory Council on Faith-Based
Neighborhood Partnerships