You commit three felonies a day. “The answer lies in the very nature of modern federal criminal laws, which have exploded in number but also become impossibly broad and vague.” Unlike North Korea, they won’t have to arrest you for not crying enough when Obama misses a putt…
Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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