Month: August 2014

JIMMY CARTER TO HEADLINE FUNDRAISER FOR HAMAS FRONT GROUP. Rosalynn must have hit him in the head with a frying pan back in the day.

NOTE: Please not some comments have been going to spam, including some of mine. I un-spammed them and will check more often to see if this happens. Regarding emails not being delivered I haven’t found reason for it. You might want to check your email and see if they’re going into your spam box or someplace else. I’ll keep you posted.

Ron Paul caught in more skullduggery. This time it’s Iowa Republican Kent Sorenson admitting to the Justice Department he was paid $73,000 under the table by Paul’s 2012 presidential campaign for his endorsement. At the time, it puzzled everyone that Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign manager was suddenly endorsing Ron Paul. Now we know why.

Al Qaeda magazine hints of looming attack; urges bombing of Vegas, military targets. What blows up in Vegas stays in Vegas.

MAN UNICYCLES ACROSS CANADA FOR GLOBAL WARMING DURING RECORD-BREAKING COOL SUMMER. Our irony meter just blew up.

New York Times Says ‘No’ To Cuomo. Bad Democrat = No governorship.

Good news! (for real this time) There are now more Christians in China than Communist Party members:

“The number [of Christians] is undoubtedly in excess of a hundred million, far more than the 85 million members of the Communist Party.”

History repeats itself – something similar happened to the Roman Empire.

Obama’s rousing speech brings military vets to their feet. Just kidding. Actually, American Legion listeners sat on their hands, ignoring applause lines, and generally acting like someone was farting in the elevator.

Another classroom “Bless you” dictator. Assistant professor of chemistry Leon Gardner at the College of Coastal Georgia will reduce the final grade of any student who says “Bless you” after someone sneezes… up to 15% if they commit multiple infractions of his prohibition.

GLENN BECK RIPPED CONSERVATIVES WHILE TRYING TO GET CNN DEAL. In our opinion the headline should be GLENN BECK SELLS OUT.

Two legal guests tell CNN their Brown shooting audio might be a hoax. We thought about putting this up but it was from CNN and smelled like BS, which is redundant.

Justice Dept. Opens New Asylum Gate For Guatemalans. There must be a shortage of house cleaners in Washington, DC.

Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment, accused of lying. On the bright side, at least her hard drive didn’t disappear. (Yet).

Mitt Romney: I Won’t Run. GOOD!

Former HHS Cyber Security Director Convicted For Child Porn. We have to wonder who appointed or hired this pervert? Sebelius? Obama?

California Forces Farm Workers into Union.

Workers at Fresno-based Gerawan Farms held an election in November to determine whether or not they would remain in the UFW. However, those ballots were never counted. The Agricultural Labor Relations Board (ALRB) seized the ballots until it could investigate UFW allegations of voter impropriety.

It appears to us if there’s any ‘voter impropriety’ the ALRB is committing it.

Celebrated #Ferguson Capt. Ron Johnson Pulls Gun on Unarmed White Kids on Bikes. Good thing he didn’t pull over some Hell’s Angels, he probably would have done an Al Roker in his pants.

What Happened to Chicago’s Crime Rate When Illinois Relaxed Gun Control Laws. This is what happens when thugs wonder if that 80 year old grandma they’re thinking about mugging might go Dirty Harry on their asses.

Burger King: US tax rate 40% vs. Canadian 26%. It appears Burger King is going to have it their way for a change.

BOB WOODWARD: ISIS HAS MORE MONEY, ANTI-AMERICAN ANGER THAN PRE-9/11 AL QAEDA. Even this big time liberal gets it. If they want Obama’s attention, they should tell him ISIS has hatched a plot to bomb all the golf courses in the country.

Texas School District’s Sign Is Almost Sure to Irk the Left: ‘Please Be Aware That the Staff at Argyle ISD Are…’ This should be the safest school in the country.

Good news! The federal government is creating a database of political posts on Twitter to monitor “false and misleading ideas.” The government monitoring will supposedly “assist in the preservation of open debate,” according to the leftwing Indiana professor setting up the database. Isn’t that comforting?

The Washington Post pledges activist campaign against Global Warming. Because that’s the proper job of a newspaper, right? Choosing one side of a debate and issuing propaganda bulletins to support it?

Another reason food prices are high. Millions of bushels of grain is rotting on the ground in North Dakota because of a shortage of rail cars to ship it to market… and there is a shortage of rail cars because Warren Buffet’s Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway is busy shipping oil… and the railroad is busy shipping oil because Obama refused to approve the Keystone Pipeline.

Driverless vehicles? Even in D.C. streets? An autonomous car takes a capital test run. Well, we have a driverless White House, why not cars, too?