Month: April 2015

Amidst drought and water rationing, California city building $35 million water park. From a distance, it seems like everybody in that state is stark raving mad.

Kansas to allow residents to carry concealed guns without permit. Now watch the crime rate drop.

The National Rifle Association says Kansas joins Alaska, Arizona, Vermont and Wyoming in having such a policy. The NRA says Montana and Arkansas have concealed carry without a permit, but not everywhere.

HIDDEN CAMERA: Will Muslim Bakeries Make a Gay Wedding Cake? More hypocrisy from the loony left. We don’t see the gays phoning in threats to these places.

Federal judge orders California prison inmate be granted sex change. Your tax-dollars hard at work (again).

Federal Judge Hands Tea Party Huge Victory Against the IRS. About time the stonewalling ceased. We can’t wait for the lawsuit.

Salesforce: loves doing business in gay-killing Saudi Arabia, hates doing it in Indiana. Gotta love the loony left. They hate what cigarettes do to unborn infants yet love abortion. Hate doing business in Indiana because of a law, yet love doing business in Saudi Arabia where they kill gays. Go figure.

White House announces deal with Iran, Iran immediately calls them liars. This is like having Hitler and Satan try to sell you a snake: you know everybody is lying and you know you don’t want a snake but for some reason you keep listening.

Clintons’ New Year’s Vacation in Dominican Republic Costs Taxpayers $104K. The Clintons, like Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

You can never make peace with your mother-in-law. Stephen Woytack was decorating his mother-in-law’s grave Monday when her 400-pound tombstone fell on him and killed him.

MSNBC Now A Ratings Loser To Al-Jazeera. The race to the bottom of the barrel.

According to Mediaite, Al-Jazeera beat out Thomas Roberts’ program on MSNBC last week. Roberts had 14,000 viewers aged 25-54 watching and Al-Jazeera had 28,000.

Here Are The Salacious Details Of Robert Menendez’s Indictment. Only a million? That’s only one Obama golf trip to Florida.

JERRY’S FOLLY: TURNING CALIFORNIA BROWN TO APPEASE THE GREENS. This is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.

Instead of building dams, reservoirs and fighting to preserve every drop of water he can for Californians, Jerry Brown has chosen to waste his political capital on a train that no one wants, which California can’t afford–and he’s stealing people’s land and closing down businesses in order to do it. And now, finally in his fifth year as governor, he finally decides to act on the drought—and, in quintessential Jerry Brown style, he blames those who have nothing to do with creating the crisis and threatens to penalize them if they don’t comply.

Al Gore: Anthropogenic Global Warming is Now Increasing Temperatures on the Sun “We all know that the planet has a fever. But now it turns out that it is far worse than we could ever have imagined. This fever is contagious. It has traversed the great darkness of space. It has traveled the unfathomable distance of 450 miles to settle on the surface of sun. It has now infected earth’s nearest neighbor. And if we don’t do something within ten years all of the sun’s solar ice caps will have melted and she will no longer be able to sustain the myriads of plant and animal lives that make the region so vitally important to our fragile cosmic ecosystem.”. So began former vice president Albert Gore Jr. in his address to the NYC chapter of the environmental action group People Establishing Nature In Society. The famously eloquent statesmen kept the audience in rapt attention for nearly three hours with an outlining of his solar warming theories, readings of his environmental poetry and heartwarming anecdotes about servants being made to wait in the car so that he could eat his dinner without the unsettling distraction of poor people.

During the QA session, however, it was clear that the sun wasn’t the only place heating up. An unknown individual challenged Gore. “The sun already has a surface temperature running into the millions of degrees. It doesn’t have ice caps nor does it serve as a habitat for any plants or animals.”. At this point member’s of Gore’s security firm tazed the man and removed him from the auditorium.

Gore remained calm and assured his audience telling them: “Liar, Liar, pants on fire, you’re just a Global Warming Denier. Seriously folks, no plants on the sun? Maybe someone should ask that flat-earther where he thinks sun flowers come from.”.

The engagement ended on a positive note with an audience member asking Gore what could be done to combat solar warming. “I’m glad you asked that. As it turns out back when I was in college, after I’d invented the Internet but before I’d served as Jason Statham’s stunt double in Love Story, I created a device that can be used to solve this very dilemma. The problem is the only fuel suitable to power this device is one trillion dollars worth in tax payer subsidies. Fortunately for all of us President Obama is working on getting me these subsidies as we speak.

OBAMA SPENDING $85 MILLION TO HAVE 9 HOLE GOLF COURSE INSTALLED AT THE WHITE HOUSE. Course to be designed by Tiger Woods who will become the new Golf Czar.  New presidential golf cart being designed by Al Gore said to be carbon free.

Contact? Bursts of mathematically patterned radio waves from deep space have scientists placing odds of “5 in 10,000” that they are not artificially produced by an intelligent species.

Scientists Say New Study Is A ‘Death Blow’ To Global Warming Hysteria. We doubt Al Gore’s morons minions will believe it.

 

BREAKING: Court Makes Massive Second Amendment Ruling… Spread This Everywhere. Not only was their suit dismissed, they were also order to pay attorney’s fees to the 4 gun companies they sued. Awesome.

Michelle O’s ‘healthy’ lunches going to the pigs — literally. Amusing that the only ones who want to eat Michelle’s health food are hogs.