Month: October 2015

Joe Biden Isn’t Running for President, but Still Thinks he Could do a Better Job Than “Anyone Else Could.” Crocodile tears.

French “Calculation Mathematical Society” says AGW conclusions “absurd.” Since these are the people who “specialize in building mathematical models,” when they say the Global Warming crowd’s models are worthless… well, for one thing, Al Gore should probably return his Nobel Peace Prize.

Paul Ryan announces Chamber of Commerce lobbyist will be his Chief of Staff. Before he even gets elected Speaker, he declares war on the conservative wing of the party.

Bernie Sanders’ campaign enlists prominent DREAMer to help win the Latino vote: Maybe some of Bernie’s newfound Hispanic friends can ask this rich white guy from Vermont he has so much love for Nordic Utopias and so very little love, if any at all, for those socialist countries where the brown people are in charge.

Bernanke: Executives should have faced jail for 2008 crisis. We don’t need any lectures on the malfeasance of corporate executives from the guy that mortgaged our children’s futures to bail them out.

Flashback: Paul Ryan Begs Nancy Pelosi for Some Big Government. Maybe it is time for this guy to take the other four days of the week off too.

Four People Dead After Car Crashes Into College Homecoming Parade: ‘People Were Flying Everywhere’ (UPDATED). We’ll preface this with the fact we consider this a horrible tragedy. That being said – If a gun had been used instead of a car, Obama and his minions would have been screaming for more gun control before the bodies were cold.

PEW: ANNUAL FIREARM-RELATED HOMICIDES DOWN NEARLY 50 PERCENT FROM 20 YEARS AGO. We wonder how much more the drop would be if they excluded the Democrat run big city bastions of Baltimore, Boston, Chicago, St. Louis, Oakland, Richmond, Los Angeles, New York City, Detroit and Washington, DC?

BREITBART MEETUP ENDS WITH POLICE CHOPPER OVERHEAD. So who’s the libtard pendejo that ordered up all this? Talk about a waste of police resources.

A Breitbart meetup in Arizona ended with a restaurant cutting off the microphone before a police helicopter strangely descended upon the gathering ordering attendees to disperse.

https://youtu.be/_CJXpxZp4K0

“YOU’RE FIRED!” 100 Hotel Employees In Germany Lose Their Jobs With No Warning As Government Turns Luxury Hotel Into Housing For Muslim Illegals. It appears to us Merkel (and others) are setting the stage for another Adolf Hitler to rise in Europe.

Benghazi cover up tied to U.S. gun-smuggling operation: Documents. Unless we missed it we don’t recollect hearing one word about this during Hillary’s testimony yesterday.

71% of Obama voters ‘regret’ voting for his reelection. Wanna bet this same group of dildos will turn right about and vote for Hillary because she has a D after her name? If they do expect 4 years of the same or worse.

HILLARY CLINTON’S 5 BIGGEST LIES IN HER BENGHAZI TESTIMONY. Note it’s the biggest ones, not all of them.

Judge orders Clinton Foundation racketeering case to trial. Maybe a case of “it ain’t over until it’s over.”

DOJ Closes Two-Year Investigation Into IRS Targeting Scandal — There Will Be No Charges Filed. Expect the same white washing to happen to Hillary’s FBI investigation.

Team Jeb slashes campaign payroll by 40%, claims it’s being done from … a position of “strength.” We say let’s call it an act of love from the voters.

So how’s the Hillary lie festival Hearing going?

 

 

Migration group says world must be ready for more diversity: What an excellent idea. We should get started on this right away by moving all those Muslim interlopers squatting on Judaism’s holiest site and letting the Jews finally rebuild their Temple. And when we get done with that maybe we could throw up a couple of pulled pork joints in Mecca and Medina.

Chelsea: Hillary’s Testimony Will Be Remarkable. For Hillary’s sake it better be more remarkable than a certain trust fund baby that has failed at everything other than working for her parents money laundering organization.

Freeman Dyson: Obama “chose the wrong side” on Global Warming: This changes nothing! There is no need to consider the words of a real scientist when the debate has already been settled by a guy that played one on TV.

Bernie Sanders Has Ample Supply of Different Pairs of Underwear: Maybe so, but unfortunately they’re all full of the same thing.

THEY LIED! Obama Admin Tried to Tie Benghazi Attack to PASTOR’S VIDEO Before They Settled on SECOND VIDEO. Shameless lying bastards.

Schools Ordered to Help Illegal Aliens, Hold “Undocumented Immigrant Awareness Day.” Next year they’ll be trading President’s Day for Pancho Villa Day.

Breaking: Biden to make announcement 12:10 PM Eastern. NOT RUNNING!

BREAKING: Vice President to make statement at White House at 12:10p ET

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) October 21, 2015

Clock Boy Moving to Qatar. His parents are going with him. Got a scholarship. Probably getting an MBA in Bomb Clock Making.