Air Force for one: Massive military transport plane that usually carries 100 troops picks up US Secretary of State John Kerry to bring him home after he breaks his leg cycling. The extra room was needed for his massive ego. Boeing should come out with a luxury version for government big wheels and call it the C-Eleventy-EgoMaster.
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Talk about a big carbon foot print. Where was one of Teresa Gulfstreams? Douche back should have had to stay there and get his leg fixed. He sure as hell wasn't on official US Government business when he took his header.
He was ummm studying French bike lanes....yeah....that's it.
Good grief. They can't set a broken leg in Switzerland? And if flying him back to Boston to set a bone is absolutely necessary, they can't fly Mr. Purple Heart back in a normal private jet? Can you imagine the jet fuel it takes to push that monstrosity through the air?
I guess he's afraid of their government run healthcare.
The rest of the plane was to accommodate Sir Ketchup's chin...
styling gel and tie collection...
And the sail boat he won't dock where he would have to pay taxes.
The silver lining in this is that Marie Harf is now lead negotiator with the Iranians. You think I'm kidding but I'm not. The insipid sorority girl is a step up.
..and how do you know Marie's the head negotiator? Her knees are dirty...