Misinterpreted Headline of the Day:“Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets”

We couldn’t figure out what the Air Force had against attractive moms. Then we read the story.

MANILA, Philippines – Air Force attack planes pounded yesterday the position of Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) rebels in Guindulungan, Maguindanao, as fighting between government troops and guerrillas entered its fourth day, a military spokesman reported.

Whew! Angelina Jolie can rest easy.

Source: PhilStar.com