The Aspen Institute held a media forum and Al Gore showed up to speak. The Goracle put on one of his patented “I’m so angry I could spit” performances and even threw in a few special words to show just how angry he is.
The Colorado Independent was there to record them for posterity:
“They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!” Gore exclaimed.
And he wasn’t done. No, he was just getting warmed up about global warming deniers:
“When you go and talk to any audience about climate, you hear them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again,” he continued. “There’s no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. People have no idea! … It’s no longer acceptable in mixed company, meaning bipartisan company, to use the goddamn word climate. It is not acceptable. They have polluted it to the point where we cannot possibly come to an agreement on it.”
What caused Al to get so het up? No one knows for sure, but we can imagine the following scene:
Laurie David is curled up next to the Goracle in bed in their luxurious suite after the speech. Little beads of sweat are forming on her brow. She gives out an involuntary gasp and says, “Oh, Albert. I know I’m just contributing to global warming and that’s against everything we believe in, but it makes me sooooo hot when you talk all manly-like during your speeches.”
And Al smiles and thinks to himself, “Imagine that. I’m doing Larry David’s wife and saving the planet simultaneously. I am a global warming stud.”
Source: Colorado Independent
This post was last modified on August 8, 2011
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I wish he was close enough for me to hit him with a two by four, but shit splatters and I would have to clean up the mess...
Finally I agree with some of what Al Bore said. "...bullshit......bullshit.....bullshit" At least in this speech he cut out some of his usual bullshit and just said what everyone with a bit of common sense knows when he talks. "Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. send me money, bullshit, bullshit. etc."
I don't think you mentioned bullsh!t enough.
No matter what that Nimrod says, all I hear is bullshit. In three, yes three, different college classes we were assigned his bullshit book and in one other we had to watch his bullshit movie. I'm sort of Al Gored up.
The only bull shit is Al (snore) Gore Jr. He is so full of crap that he just cant help himself. He flies around in a private jet, then rides in a limo with body guards and then call everyonen who is not buying his SHIT no believers.
Al give back the money and a start walking to all of your events and just maybe, I will buy into your snake oil sales pitch. But for now. I Call BULL SHIT on you. Now just go away.
Frankly, I'd like to see him go off his meds more often.
Al is a recognized expert on bovine excrement.
Come on Al, do it, drop the Big One, it's time to launch the "F-Bomb". Christine Romer has already dropped it, establishing her liberal bona fides. You need street cred man, "bulls**t" or "godd**n" ain't enough, nothing does it better than shouting "f**k" while being interviewed by Bill Maher or John Stewart. Time to man up.
Al's getting so hot and bothered over not being believed. Maybe he should jump into one of those thermal vents over the Pacific Ocean and send himself into space where it is cooler.
Sounds like to me that he knows the jig is about to be up. He is desperate. Those are the words of a desperate man.
I love how he says they pay "Pseudo-Scientists" to "put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense," when that is exactly what we are finding out his side has done time and time again. I mean that guy up in Alaska was just fired for messing with numbers to show the Polar Bears are in danger...
I'm in a class right now, and a couple of the assignments have been on global warming. Its just supposed to be exercises to gain vocabulary in a foreign language about various things... But it is all I can do not to roll my eyes the entire class.
Posts like yours are EXACTLY what I love to see, though too few and far in between. It means the truth is getting through the propaganda/brainwashing being spoon-fed our youth. Roll your eyes. Stay skeptical.
Gore has delusions of adequacy.
I prefer to think of it as delusions of relevancy.
Sounds like Al needs a long rest on his tobacco farm.