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Oops, NASA Finds Mantle Plume Melting Antarctica From Below, not ‘global warming.’ Another chink in the global warming scam.

A mantle plume producing almost as much heat as Yellowstone supervolcano appears to be melting part of West Antarctica from beneath.

Researchers at NASA have discovered a huge upwelling of hot rock under Marie Byrd Land, which lies between the Ross Ice Shelf and the Ross Sea, is creating vast lakes and rivers under the ice sheet. The presence of a huge mantle plume could explain why the region is so unstable today, and why it collapsed so quickly at the end of the last Ice Age, 11,000 years ago.

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California Gov. Jerry Brown to protesters during climate speech: ‘Let’s put you in the ground.’ Jerry should be turned into mulch and put in the ground, he’s about as brainy as a plant.

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‘I am a failure’: Bill Nye admits his leftist climate change crusades have utterly failed. No shit Sherlock. This is what happens when you try to ram BS down people’s throats. It’s now “Bill Nye the Failure Guy.”

 

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Panel: Finding climate fingerprints in wild weather is valid. Climate science, as you can see, is really progressing. Instead of scientific proof or doctoring data, all that is now required to prove a weather event is evidence of global warming is a wild-assed guess. We know this is true because a panel prognosticated it. OK we’re off to see our local witch doctor for the weather report.

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Feds refer Exxon climate claims to FBI. Perhaps they should make the board of directors at Exxon wear a scarlet CH on their clothing for Climate Heretic. Meanwhile, large Democrat donor Warren Buffet mysteriously gets a pass for saying “…climate change should not be on your list of worries.”

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Declassed Bin Laden Letter Invokes Obama, Attacks Capitalism, Defends Global Warming Alarmism. Old Bin Laden liked hope and change, too! Just had hope in the wrong dope.

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Seal Travels 1,000 Miles Down East Coast to Escape Winter Weather. Well, here’s more surefire proof of global warming. If the little guy had gone north to escape the heat it would be all  over the MSM.

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Arctic Sea Ice Trend May Have Turned The Corner As Ice Volume Picks Up Over Past 5 Years.  Waiting for the “scientist” to claim this is merely a product of global warming in 10…9…8…

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Pentagon orders commanders to prioritize climate change in all military actions. ISIS, China, North Korea, Al Qaeda and other assorted enemies be like rolling on the floor laughing about this.

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Pulling Back The Curtain On Super Climate Sunday. Thanks to Steve Goddard you can now see what the real, unaltered climate data says compared to the climate BS emanating from various places like NASA and NOAA? Here it is. Have fun!

 

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Climate Alarmists Invent New Excuse: The Satellites Are Lying. The good news? This shows they’ve run out of bullshit and are getting more desperate.

You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin eyes

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Warmists have new spokesperson. The 44-year-old gorilla uses sign language to communicate but otherwise she reminds us of their former spokesperson, Al Gore.

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Man Goes To Bear Country To See Bears, Gets Mauled, Blamed On “Climate Change.” Too bad the bear didn’t eat this doofus.

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WH Science Advisor: ‘Human-Caused Warming’ SAVING Earth from ‘Another Ice Age.’ Really now. So if global warming is saving us from an ice age why are we trying to get rid of it? Loon.

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Oopsie! $1 Billion in UN Funds to Fight Climate Change Built Coal Power Plants Instead. Why they’re often referred to as greentards.

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2014 Chicago Has Been Coldest In 110 Years. This means that any minute now some government agency will claim it’s the warmest, ever and we’re all going to die unless we pay carbon taxes.

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Only 50% Of Scientists Blame Mankind for Climate Change In New Study. So much for that 97% consensus. Send this to a greentard and make their day.

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Until now, the threats climate change cultists warned us about have been terrestrial: sea levels rising, year-round snowfalls, year-round heat waves, etc. That wasn’t enough to frighten change-denying terrorists, so now the believers are rolling out the big guns: aliens!

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On one hand the government says aliens don't exist. On the other hand, the government says aliens will destroy us.

Even the UK Guardian seems a bit skeptical:

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

When Neil Armstrong said, “One small step for man…”, one of the lizard people said, “There goes the astronomical neighborhood.”

“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet.

Hmmmm. The aliens sound a lot like progressive Democrats.

“These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems.”

ETs may not like the growth that’s already here. We’d advise rich libs like Al Gore to move into eco-friendly huts pronto.

It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.

It’s also important for us to limit our bullcrap emissions since it’s likely that frauds and hypocrites can be spotted from other planets, too.

– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities

Source: Guardian UK

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Tim Flannery is Australia’s version of Al Gore. By that we don’t mean that he’s an overweight guy who’s screwing the wives of his Hollywood buddies. Not at all. Tim Flannery couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties.

But he is the Aussie pied piper of global warming. He comes up with one wild global warming prediction after another and none of them – repeat, none of them – ever come true.

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Broken Hill normally looks like the perfect location for a Mad Max sequel, but not this year

For example, he forecast that Australian rain would become a thing of the past, that its rivers would stop flowing, that its water supplies would dry up and that its land would die.

As ABC Australia reports, the producers of Max Max 4 are now thinking, “If only.”

The highly anticipated fourth movie in the Mad Max series will no longer be filmed in Broken Hill in New South Wales’s far west, despite years of preparation.

Kennedy Miller Mitchell (KMM), the production company behind Mad Max: Fury Road, says the area around Broken Hill is too green for the post-apocalyptic film.

Filming on the movie, which will star Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, was meant to begin early next year after already being delayed twice because of weather…

Broken Hill Mayor Wincen Cuy says the council understands the decision.
“This decision has been 12 months now in the making and I believe it hasn’t been taken lightly,” he said.

“It is a tragedy that it can’t, but nature has caused it, nothing other than nature has caused it.

Yes, indeed, Mayor Cuy. It’s a damn tragedy your town won’t be blessed with the wonders that come with a Hollywood production crew and yet another tragedy that it’s been cursed with such abundant rain that the surrounding hillsides have exploded in grass and flowers.

A tragedy indeed.

Just ask Tim Flannery.

Source: ABC Australia

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According to Al Gore, the creation of a carbon offset market is the magical solution to all our global warming problems. Create an American market similar to Europe’s and global warming will be halted in its tracks. And if a billion or two extra dollars should happen to end up in the Goracle’s pocket, well, that’s something that just can’t be avoided.

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What we need more than a carbon offset market is a bullshit offset market

Just one thing: The European market doesn’t work any better than the crystal ball Gore used to predict global warming.

Reuters has the details:

Carbon offsets neared all-time lows Friday, confirming their status as the world’s worst performing commodity, as slumping demand meets rising supply of the U.N. instrument traded under the Kyoto Protocol.

Rising supply amid slumping demand? This sounds like the United States dollar under Geithner, Bernanke and Obama.

Carbon offsets have fared uniquely badly because a U.N. climate panel continues to print new offsets, regardless of a widening glut in emissions permits in the main demand market, the European Union’s carbon market.

Put the printing presses in high gear. More dollars. More carbon offsets. More opinions from Al Gore. More of everything no one wants.

Source: Reuters

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The Aspen Institute held a media forum and Al Gore showed up to speak. The Goracle put on one of his patented “I’m so angry I could spit” performances and even threw in a few special words to show just how angry he is.

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The robot that breathes has developed emotions

The Colorado Independent was there to record them for posterity:

“They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!” Gore exclaimed.

And he wasn’t done. No, he was just getting warmed up about global warming deniers:

“When you go and talk to any audience about climate, you hear them washing back at you the same crap over and over and over again,” he continued. “There’s no longer a shared reality on an issue like climate even though the very existence of our civilization is threatened. People have no idea! … It’s no longer acceptable in mixed company, meaning bipartisan company, to use the goddamn word climate. It is not acceptable. They have polluted it to the point where we cannot possibly come to an agreement on it.”

What caused Al to get so het up? No one knows for sure, but we can imagine the following scene:

Laurie David is curled up next to the Goracle in bed in their luxurious suite after the speech. Little beads of sweat are forming on her brow. She gives out an involuntary gasp and says, “Oh, Albert. I know I’m just contributing to global warming and that’s against everything we believe in, but it makes me sooooo hot when you talk all manly-like during your speeches.”

And Al smiles and thinks to himself, “Imagine that. I’m doing Larry David’s wife and saving the planet simultaneously. I am a global warming stud.”

Source: Colorado Independent

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“The science is settled” is the mantra repeated by global warming true believers to justify their faith in a fraudulent religion. Ad nauseam.

Uh-oh. In another blow to the Gospel According to Saint Al, it turns out that the vast majority of Americans are apostates.

al-gore-global-warmingRasmussen has the details:

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of American Adults shows that 69% say it’s at least somewhat likely that some scientists have falsified research data in order to support their own theories and beliefs, including 40% who say this is Very Likely. Twenty-four percent (24%) don’t think it’s likely some scientists have falsified global warming data, including just six percent (6%) say it’s Not At All Likely. Another 10% are undecided.

The number of adults who say it’s likely scientists have falsified data is up 10 points from December 2009 .

Fifty-seven percent (57%) believe there is significant disagreement within the scientific community on global warming, up five points from late 2009. One in four (25%) believes scientists agree on global warming. Another 18% aren’t sure.

We just did our own survey. 50% of the IHTM staff thinks Al Gore concocted global warming to line his own pockets and 50% think he did it to advance one world government. The margin of error is 50% one way or the other.

Source: Rasmussen

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Angela Merkel’s government has made an announcement that’s sure to make environmental wackos happy – they’re closing down all their nuclear power plants. But Phase Two of the plan will drive the wackos even whackier.

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German eco-wackos got their dream and their worst nightmare

Watts Up With That has the details:

Less than a month after the failed Bonn UN climate confab, Germany has announced a most audacious energy policy: in order to shutter nuclear plants (but not completely scuttle their economy), the German government will direct climate fund cash to building coal and natural gas plants. You can’t make this stuff up.

Germany plans to dump nuclear power by 2022 but clearly needs to meet burgeoning electricity demand especially for a still powerful manufacturing economy dependent upon exports. Solar panels at their latitude and windmills are not going to suffice, so the solution is more coal. The environmental movement must be apoplectic with so many politically correct wires crossing at once.

Perhaps Germans could figure out a way to power their nation by tapping into the steam coming out of the eco-wackos’ ears.

Source: Watts Up With That?

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The following is brought to you by global warming alarmists who are waiting for trillions of your dollars to mitigate the effects of…GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Dear people who don’t believe that you will soon face a fiery hot death due to your own selfish, gluttonous, non-eco friendly, non-socialist behavior,

It’s over! We’re all doomed! Oh, Sweet Merciful Gaia!

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Oh, great merciful Gaia, we pray that you save us from the scourge of global warming (and global warming alarmists!!!)

All weather conditions are caused by global warming! So are lower circumcision rates in Africa!!!

Heat Waves are caused by Global Warming!!!

Snow is caused by Global Warming!!!

Rain is caused by GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Tornadoes caused by GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

Bad tomato crop? You betcha SWEET HOT ASS IT”S GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Lower African circumcision rate caused by… GLOBAL WARMING!!!!

As if that weren’t bad enough, it appears that over-use of exclamation marks is caused by global warming!!!

ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

Thank you. Have a nice day.

– Written by Sven Waring, global warming alarmist

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Panic is setting in at Al Gore’s posh seaside mansion near Santa Barbara. Sea levels and public support for the Goracle’s scam have both stubbornly refused to rise as predicted.

We imagine that Laurie David rolled over in bed one morning, looked into the former Vice President’s puffy eyes and whined, “My ex-husband is on television. Why aren’t you on television.”

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Al Gore reveals how many squares of toilet paper Laurie David allowed him to use this morning

Environment & Energy Publishing has Gore’s response:

Former Vice President Al Gore today will announce a new 24-hour global campaign aimed at recharging the climate change debate.

Dubbed “24 Hours of Reality,” the Sept. 14-15 event will feature messages from more than 3,000 scientists, celebrities, activists and Gore himself on the dangers of rising global temperatures. Speaking in dozens of countries in every time zone, they will be live-streamed worldwide, and their messages will be translated into several languages.



3,000 scientists in 24 hours? That’s less than 30 seconds per scientist if the idiotic program included nothing but the scientists. But you know it will include hour after hour of desperate pleas for money and plenty of Al Gore facetime. So we estimate that each scientist is going to get about two seconds to present his or her case.

You may say that’s not much time. But it’s actually two seconds more than they’ve ever given any scientists on the other side of the argument.

To launch the 24 Hours of Reality program, Gore renamed his nonprofit advocacy group from the Alliance for Climate Protection to the Climate Reality Project. The daylong live and online event will focus largely on the connection between extreme weather events and rising global temperatures.

It will, of course, ignore the connection between global warming hysteria and the money in Al Gore’s bank account.

H/T: National Review

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