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Top 12 debunked climate alarmist myths of 2018. Funny how the mainstream media never reports on the actual scientific progress which debunks Global Warming, but if some yahoo shrieks about ice melting in a particular spot in Antarctica it’s front page in every newspaper.

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Mathematician Catches Global Warming Paper Overstating TempRise by Up To 600%. Liars figure (again) but figures don’t lie.

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Al Gore: ‘Bitter cold’ is ‘exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis.’ Remember kiddies, everything is global warming. One of Al’s previous predictions was “Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past.” He’s  like the Jean Dixon of global warming.

Al Gore Explains Global Warm-Cooling

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Trump Admin To Remove Climate Change From List Of National Security Threats. More Trump derangement syndrome is on the way. Al Gore should be declaring climate jihad against Trump any moment now.

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Al Gore Will Cap Off A Disappointing Year With A 24-Hour Global Warming Broadcast.

Jingle bells…
Al Gore smells…
Easter’s on the way…
Oh what fun it is to watch Al bore everyone today.

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Oops, NASA Finds Mantle Plume Melting Antarctica From Below, not ‘global warming.’ Another chink in the global warming scam.

A mantle plume producing almost as much heat as Yellowstone supervolcano appears to be melting part of West Antarctica from beneath.

Researchers at NASA have discovered a huge upwelling of hot rock under Marie Byrd Land, which lies between the Ross Ice Shelf and the Ross Sea, is creating vast lakes and rivers under the ice sheet. The presence of a huge mantle plume could explain why the region is so unstable today, and why it collapsed so quickly at the end of the last Ice Age, 11,000 years ago.

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California Gov. Jerry Brown to protesters during climate speech: ‘Let’s put you in the ground.’ Jerry should be turned into mulch and put in the ground, he’s about as brainy as a plant.

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‘I am a failure’: Bill Nye admits his leftist climate change crusades have utterly failed. No shit Sherlock. This is what happens when you try to ram BS down people’s throats. It’s now “Bill Nye the Failure Guy.”


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Panel: Finding climate fingerprints in wild weather is valid. Climate science, as you can see, is really progressing. Instead of scientific proof or doctoring data, all that is now required to prove a weather event is evidence of global warming is a wild-assed guess. We know this is true because a panel prognosticated it. OK we’re off to see our local witch doctor for the weather report.

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Feds refer Exxon climate claims to FBI. Perhaps they should make the board of directors at Exxon wear a scarlet CH on their clothing for Climate Heretic. Meanwhile, large Democrat donor Warren Buffet mysteriously gets a pass for saying “…climate change should not be on your list of worries.”

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Declassed Bin Laden Letter Invokes Obama, Attacks Capitalism, Defends Global Warming Alarmism. Old Bin Laden liked hope and change, too! Just had hope in the wrong dope.

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Seal Travels 1,000 Miles Down East Coast to Escape Winter Weather. Well, here’s more surefire proof of global warming. If the little guy had gone north to escape the heat it would be all  over the MSM.


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Arctic Sea Ice Trend May Have Turned The Corner As Ice Volume Picks Up Over Past 5 Years.  Waiting for the “scientist” to claim this is merely a product of global warming in 10…9…8…


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Pentagon orders commanders to prioritize climate change in all military actions. ISIS, China, North Korea, Al Qaeda and other assorted enemies be like rolling on the floor laughing about this.

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Pulling Back The Curtain On Super Climate Sunday. Thanks to Steve Goddard you can now see what the real, unaltered climate data says compared to the climate BS emanating from various places like NASA and NOAA? Here it is. Have fun!


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Climate Alarmists Invent New Excuse: The Satellites Are Lying. The good news? This shows they’ve run out of bullshit and are getting more desperate.

You can’t hide your lyin’ eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you’d realize
There ain’t no way to hide your lyin eyes

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Warmists have new spokesperson. The 44-year-old gorilla uses sign language to communicate but otherwise she reminds us of their former spokesperson, Al Gore.

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Man Goes To Bear Country To See Bears, Gets Mauled, Blamed On “Climate Change.” Too bad the bear didn’t eat this doofus.

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WH Science Advisor: ‘Human-Caused Warming’ SAVING Earth from ‘Another Ice Age.’ Really now. So if global warming is saving us from an ice age why are we trying to get rid of it? Loon.

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Oopsie! $1 Billion in UN Funds to Fight Climate Change Built Coal Power Plants Instead. Why they’re often referred to as greentards.

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2014 Chicago Has Been Coldest In 110 Years. This means that any minute now some government agency will claim it’s the warmest, ever and we’re all going to die unless we pay carbon taxes.

Global Temps

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Only 50% Of Scientists Blame Mankind for Climate Change In New Study. So much for that 97% consensus. Send this to a greentard and make their day.

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Until now, the threats climate change cultists warned us about have been terrestrial: sea levels rising, year-round snowfalls, year-round heat waves, etc. That wasn’t enough to frighten change-denying terrorists, so now the believers are rolling out the big guns: aliens!


On one hand the government says aliens don't exist. On the other hand, the government says aliens will destroy us.

Even the UK Guardian seems a bit skeptical:

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

When Neil Armstrong said, “One small step for man…”, one of the lizard people said, “There goes the astronomical neighborhood.”

“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet.

Hmmmm. The aliens sound a lot like progressive Democrats.

“These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems.”

ETs may not like the growth that’s already here. We’d advise rich libs like Al Gore to move into eco-friendly huts pronto.

It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.

It’s also important for us to limit our bullcrap emissions since it’s likely that frauds and hypocrites can be spotted from other planets, too.

– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities

Source: Guardian UK

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Tim Flannery is Australia’s version of Al Gore. By that we don’t mean that he’s an overweight guy who’s screwing the wives of his Hollywood buddies. Not at all. Tim Flannery couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties.

But he is the Aussie pied piper of global warming. He comes up with one wild global warming prediction after another and none of them – repeat, none of them – ever come true.


Broken Hill normally looks like the perfect location for a Mad Max sequel, but not this year

For example, he forecast that Australian rain would become a thing of the past, that its rivers would stop flowing, that its water supplies would dry up and that its land would die.

As ABC Australia reports, the producers of Max Max 4 are now thinking, “If only.”

The highly anticipated fourth movie in the Mad Max series will no longer be filmed in Broken Hill in New South Wales’s far west, despite years of preparation.

Kennedy Miller Mitchell (KMM), the production company behind Mad Max: Fury Road, says the area around Broken Hill is too green for the post-apocalyptic film.

Filming on the movie, which will star Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, was meant to begin early next year after already being delayed twice because of weather…

Broken Hill Mayor Wincen Cuy says the council understands the decision.
“This decision has been 12 months now in the making and I believe it hasn’t been taken lightly,” he said.

“It is a tragedy that it can’t, but nature has caused it, nothing other than nature has caused it.

Yes, indeed, Mayor Cuy. It’s a damn tragedy your town won’t be blessed with the wonders that come with a Hollywood production crew and yet another tragedy that it’s been cursed with such abundant rain that the surrounding hillsides have exploded in grass and flowers.

A tragedy indeed.

Just ask Tim Flannery.

Source: ABC Australia

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According to Al Gore, the creation of a carbon offset market is the magical solution to all our global warming problems. Create an American market similar to Europe’s and global warming will be halted in its tracks. And if a billion or two extra dollars should happen to end up in the Goracle’s pocket, well, that’s something that just can’t be avoided.


What we need more than a carbon offset market is a bullshit offset market

Just one thing: The European market doesn’t work any better than the crystal ball Gore used to predict global warming.

Reuters has the details:

Carbon offsets neared all-time lows Friday, confirming their status as the world’s worst performing commodity, as slumping demand meets rising supply of the U.N. instrument traded under the Kyoto Protocol.

Rising supply amid slumping demand? This sounds like the United States dollar under Geithner, Bernanke and Obama.

Carbon offsets have fared uniquely badly because a U.N. climate panel continues to print new offsets, regardless of a widening glut in emissions permits in the main demand market, the European Union’s carbon market.

Put the printing presses in high gear. More dollars. More carbon offsets. More opinions from Al Gore. More of everything no one wants.

Source: Reuters

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