The news of an Al Gore sex scandal broke hot and heavy yesterday afternoon. Even hotter and heavier, apparently, than the action in Al Gore’s Portland hotel room.
First the National Enquirer broke this story:
ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon – and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!
The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!
Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage – amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with “a gorgeous massage therapist.”
We have verified the 62-year-old former VP was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident – Oct. 24, 2006 – and we saw the $540 massage bill.
If you’re not inclined to believe the Enquirer, despite its record of breaking sex scandal stories, maybe you’ll believe the Portland Police Department.
The Oregonian verified the Enquirer’s story with this item:
The Multnomah County District Attorney’s Office confirmed today that a woman who alleged unwanted sexual contact by Al Gore reported it to police in 2006, and the prosecutor’s office was briefed by the Portland Police Bureau in late 2006 and January 2007.
“We were told the woman was not willing to be interviewed by the Portland Police Bureau and did not want a criminal investigation to proceed,’’ Multnomah County District Attorney Michael Schrunk said, in a prepared statement.
Can you imagine how perfect this story will be if the masseuse was wearing a blue dress and there’s DNA involved.
Source: National Enquirer, Oregonian
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Here’s something that may interest you: http://www.massagetherapyradio.com/al-gore-scandal. As Seattle’s “Celebrity Massage Therapist” I have massaged the Gores, also been in the same situation as the alleged victim and responded in a manner that secured my safety (with a equally powerful politician- not Al Gore) and have been working in high end hotels for many years in the Seattle area. In 2009 wrote a book titled “The Magic Touch: how to make $100,000 per year as a Massage Therapist” and within it’s pages dissect similar uncomfortable experiences so that Massage Therapists can learn to build unbreakable boundaries. Within its pages I described, in detail, many of the warning signs in this story - signs are that universal for someone asking for sexual behaviors.
This is a complicated and uncomfortable scenario that Massage Therapists have to learn to prevent. In both my book and the interview- I discuss some of the ways in which the Massage therapist in this case could have left the room, or stopped the behavior immediately if it was indeed true. I imagine many people would be shocked to hear the truth of what Massage therapists have to endure in their daily lives, when all the vast majority of them are trying to do is care for people and make a positive contribution to the world. I am releasing a memoir titled “Confessions of the Celebrity Massage Therapist” early 2010, that I believe will tell our side of the story.
1. It was actually ManBearPig. I'm super cereal.
2. It was a misunderstanding. He really asked the young lady to polish his "academy award".
3. He showed the masseuse his Nobel Prize and it went off accidentally.
EXCELSIOR!
Regarding your item#2: Our sources tell us that the actual wording was, "I'd like to introduce you to Oscar."
Smoking Gun reports that there was in fact a pair of black slacks. After returning home, the woman discovered stains on the slacks which she thought might be Al Gore's "fluids." She says that she did not have the slacks cleaned, but didn't she whether she still has them or not--one can only hope.
Anyhoo, it's not a blue dress with stains, but I'd settle for a black slack with stains any day.
Actually, there is a valid defense. He went crazy when he saw bush. So, once again, it's Bush's fault.
To think of Al Gore getting busy with a woman, I would need about 7 hits of really strong blotter acid, some syllacybin, a few bong loads of creeper weed, 3 bottles of Jim Beam, a case of Mickeys, some vicodin, a few klonapins, some fentanyl, some ultram, a couple morphine, and a sledge hammer to the back of the head.....and then and only then, could I possibly begin to be able to imagine the horror of that man in the buff!
And after seeing him that way, I would need double the amounts of all of the above, to make sure I died, so that I never had to see it or imagine it again!
Hmmm, sounds like more than the ocean was rising during that massage.
New Al Gore Sex Movie is out...."The Blob Gets Laid"
Do pervs have to give back prizes? Looks like the Nobel was not given to a noble man.
Seems par for the course. In the UK, the LibDem minister for climate change (I ask you, why is there a need for a minister for climate change?) known as Chris Huhne also has a murky side - he ditched his wife of 30-odd years for a dykey-looking lesbian. These warmists, who are greener and holier than thou, seem not to be all they are cracked up to be. How hard may they fall.
Well its good to know the global warming scandal goes down with a happy ending.
See, I could write for IHTM.
do you mean happy ending in the classic sense of a movie with a desirable ending, or the more recent iteration of the massage/home run in one meaning?
The happy ending in massage parlance. The kind you may have to pay extra for.