Coming soon to a store near you: Alvin Greene action figures

A reporter from the Guardian UK spent a couple hours with Alvin Greene, South Carolina’s Democrat Senate candidate. He discovered that Greene has some…uhhh…interesting ideas about job creation.

The Guardian has the details:

…It is clear, too, in the course of the two hours I spend with Greene that he has some pretty wacky ideas that, were he to win in November, would put him among the more unpredictable members of the senate. At one point, he lurches off on his big idea for how to create jobs in South Carolina.

“Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It’s not something a typical person would bring up. That’s something that could happen, that makes sense. It’s not a joke.”

Instead of an action figure, perhaps Alvin should consider the Alvin Greene talking doll. Pull the string and it says absolutely nothing intelligent.

H/T: Weasel Zippers