We would have said that yodeling is odd, but not offensive. But what the hell do we know? We’re not Muslim.
The Austrian Times has the Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooos news:
An Austrian has been fined for yodelling while mowing his lawn, according to a report.
The Kronen Zeitung newspaper claims Helmut G. was told by a court in Graz, Styria, that his yodelling offended his next-door Muslim neighbours.
The men reportedly accused the 63-year-old of having tried to mock and imitate the call of the Muezzin. The daily paper writes the Austrian was fined 800 Euros after judges ruled he could have tried to offend them and ridicule their belief. The Muslims, whose nationalities were not revealed by the report, were right in the middle of a prayer when the Austrian started to yodel.
“It was not my intention to imitate or insult them. I simply started to yodel a few tunes because I was in such a good mood” the man told the newspaper today (Mon).
In case you’d like to offend a sensitive Muslim (is there any other kind?) in your neighborhood, here’s a video that should do the trick.
Open your window and turn it up real loud.
H/T: WeaselZippers.us
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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I suggest "How The Yodel Was Born" by News Riders? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Kx2sRe5l8As for the Moselms, as long as the people put up with the government and those judges, and they keep re-electing Liberal twits that will piss away their freedoms until they are all slaves, all I can say is "What did you expect to happen?"
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. H. L. Mencken
Well you are going to keep getting it "Good and Hard" until you start electing the right people and take back your freedoms.
Austria the land of the Van Trapps now bending over to take it from Achmed and the Camel Jockeys. Who would have thought? So Austria is now like Saudi Arabia. I guess the Battle of Tours was for nothing. Dumbass Euros conquered from within.
R U serious?! Seriously? The man yodels in AUSTRIA... Austria! and the neighbor sues him? and the neighbor WINS?! He wins after he sued his neighbor of yodeling in AUSTRIA?! in an Austrian court?
I cannot believe it...
The muslims disliked his neighbor from before, because unless he is a complete moron there is no way that he would sue his neighbor over this if there was no reason from something happening before. The judge is also a huge idiot to not see through the BS. This is political correctness gone mad. Who knows he may be trying to force the Austrian neighbor out to make space for the family or friends he would like to see immigrate from wherever... and it is interesting that thenationality was not reported.
If I had a muslim neighbor, I'd invite him over for some ham sandwiches. I would also start bbq'ing pork ribs more often, especially when his house is down wind. What else??? I'd buy a dog and feed it the pork bones then let it drop packages on the neighbors lawn.
don't forget to get yourself a vietnamese potbellied pig, and it will need to be walked every day. Did I mention that they love prunes?
Ohhh, you guys are bad. I love it.
And I have a recipe for mesquite-smoked green pork chili that is out of this freaking world. It'll send your average hadji straight to hell just for smelling it. However, they don't get to taste any,
Pretty sickining, but if those pussys allow themselves to be subjegated by goat fkn scum then so be it, that's thier problem. I would have gone next door and beat the shit out of the muzzy fks, but that's just me.
No, no it does not end.
Haven't people in Europe been yodeling since befoe Mohammed was born? Or something like that? I gues it never occurs to the Muslims that we don't give a rat's ass about them, so why would we take the time to try and offend them?
I would so get a blaster stereo system with huge speakers and play recorded fart sounds all day long with the speakers aimed next door.
"Open your window and turn it up real loud."
Don't you mean, "turn it up to eleven"?
No Yodeling While Muslims Are Banging Their Head On The Carpet!!!!
Is farting OK????
Given the position asssumed, one imagines it would be unavoidable.