Author: A. Smithee

WHITE HOUSE NOTEBOOK: No swag rule in diplomacy. First lady Michelle Obama presented sterling silver orchid brooches and sterling silver cufflinks…to the leaders and spouses who gathered for the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum.” “The gifts came only days after President Barack Obama signed an executive order banning souvenirs that federal agencies buy with taxpayer money to promote their work — items like coffee cups, T-shirts and pens.” I’m sure this falls well within the sneaky loophole that excludes little trinkets for Michelle and Barack’s book.

Bon Jovi, Springsteen, Quincy Jones, Ted Turner received federal funds. “From tax write-offs for gambling losses, vacation homes, and luxury yachts to subsidies for their ranches and estates, the government is subsidizing the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Multi-millionaires are even receiving government checks for not working,” said Sen. Coburn in a statement Monday. You can bet Gene Simmons and Ted Nugent didn’t get a dime…. and would probably have told Obama where to stick it using some colorful lyric followed by a screaming guitar solo.
Give the guy a break! Those fake teeth were expensive!

Hate mongers torch cars, scrawl swastikas on Orthodox block in Brooklyn. It’s not really hate if it’s against the Jews… right?

State Rep. Womick (R-TN) calls for purging military of Muslim Americans

On the eve of the Tower Hamlets demo Tommy Robinson was showing a Vanguard TV reporter the multicultural ‘joys’ of living in Luton when they were approached and confronted by a local Muslim Community Leader.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwIqQLSyO_k&feature=player_embedded

Ohio poll worker jailed in voter nose bite claim. Was this the same person who bit off a Tea Party member’s finger? Further evidence of the cannibalistic ideology of the left!

Not literally, you idiot!

Moammar Khadafy was ‘my hero, an African freedom fighter,’ Brooklyn pol Charles Barron proclaims. The “ex” Black Panther went on to say “Like you think George Washington and Thomas Jefferson are heroes, I think they’re slaveholders who sold African people . . . Jefferson raped an African child. He’s a slaveholding pedophile.” Good thing his constituents are all on food stamps or they just might listen to what he says.

Nationwide EAS Test November 9th @ 2:00p.m. EST Gee, Wally. If it’s a test, why not do it in the middle of the night?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfis4NQp7ws

Gallup Poll: Conservatives 42%, Liberals 21% “Self-professed conservatives now outnumber self-professed liberals in the United States, 42 percent to 21 percent, according to a Gallup poll…” 37% call themselves moderate. Best way to create a conservative? Put a liberal in charge.

SoCal Street Cart Vendors Hurting After ‘Occupy’ Group Splatters Blood, Urine. “…they initially provided free food and drink to demonstrators, but when they stopped, the protesters became violent.” Socialism is great… until you run out of other people’s coffee and donuts.

“Those Voices Don’t Speak for the Rest of Us”

Three million Muslims attend annual hajj pilgrimage. Surely PETA will be out in force to stop the brutal ritual torture of thousands of animals. As an aside, just how many porta-potties would you need? Oh, wait. They just crap in the streets…

Mayor Rahm: City fines and fees double, triple for minor and major offenses. Play your radio too loud? $500 to $750! Weeds grow over 10″? $1,200 per day! “The mayor’s budget also includes a plan to raise the city’s hotel tax, impose a $2-weekday congestion fee on downtown and River North parking; double water and sewer rates over the next four years and lock in annual cost-of-living increases after that.” It’s NOT a tax you greedy conservatives! Those will be coming soon enough…

Cocaine dealer avoids jail by pretending he is illegal Mexican immigrant and gets DEPORTED instead. “Alvarado was facing a sentence of up to 15 years but instead was deported, according to court records.” Next time you get pulled over just shrug and say – No speeka da englas.

WH rejects subpoena request for Solyndra docs. “I can only conclude that your decision to issue a subpoena, authorized by a party-line vote, was driven more by partisan politics than a legitimate effort to conduct a responsible investigation…” Huh? Wouldn’t a “responsible” investigation also issue a subpoena when the White House refuses to deliver all the requested documents? They are now in contempt of Congress. The last 3 years seems like a bad Steven Seagal movie – I can’t wait to see the end.

Christians attacked by muslims in France. The Joyeuse Union Don Bosco [Joyous Union Don Bosco] takes place in Nîmes, at the Sanctuary of Our Lady the Virgin of Santa Cruz, built by French people repatriated from the Algerian city of Oran following Algerian independence. These people were driven out of the place they grew up in by Muslim aggression. Now they face it in France too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04lQl4vhjSc&feature=player_embedded

Israel test-fires missile as Iran debate rages. One of Isreal’s missles is called the “Shavit”. Seems they should have fired that one long ago. Don’t fret – Obama said it best in 2010: “The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

5 rescued from U.S.-Mexico border pipe. The 5 illegals were last seen enrolling for a free university degree and have already been picked to head up California’s speed train project! ¡Ay, caramba!

Naked woman, 21, climbed inside gutted dead horse while boyfriend took pictures – because she wanted to ‘feel at one’. Ahhh, the perfect date: Dinner, a movie, and rolling around inside of a dead horse you just killed and skinned. Kids today really know how to have a good time.

A message for the OWS Precious Snowflakes.

Happy Halloween! The only thing more scary is seeing her as FLOTUS for another 4 years….

Hamdi Nur, of Rochester, is appalled that any Muslim woman would be forced to take off her headbag (hijab). “It’s a command of god that goes with you wherever you are, whether your in jail or not, so whether in jail or out it doesn’t matter because it is a command from god,” said Nur. Maybe allah should have commanded her to stop raising money for terrorism and stay out of prison…

No wonder she’s strong! Father-of-two makes bodybuilding comeback… as a transgender woman. “This is me. I race cars and I love football. I may be a third hybrid.” Actual mileage may vary.

Child marriages: 9-year-old flees hospital following acid attack. “A nine-year-old girl who was seriously injured following an acid attack by her ‘husband’ fled the DHQ Hospital in Jhang on Friday afternoon.” Muslim Love means not having to say you’re sorry for those burns over 46% of your 9 year old wife’s body.

Washington ready to negotiate with Mullah Omar. “Washington is ready to negotiate with Taliban leader Mullah Omar and now regards his involvement as crucial to the prospects for peace in Afghanistan, Hillary Clinton has said.” The man who sheltered Osama bin Laden as he plotted the September 11 attacks? Keep your friends close and your enemies closer – don’t get in bed with them! (apologies for mentioning Hillary in the same paragraph).