The markets think Al Gore’s ‘settled’ global warming science is bunk. “…the high cost of coastal homes in New York and Los Angeles is on its own a market signal that the alleged threat of global warming is well overdone.” Why would you buy a big-bucks coastal dacha if you think the sea level is going rise umpteen feet soon? Two answers: you’re really stupid or you really don’t believe it. But we can’t totally discount “really stupid.”

Older hill aides shocked by Obamacare prices. “…the older staff in my office (folks over 59) have now found out their personal health insurance costs (even with the government contribution) have gone up 3-4 times what they were paying before,” Minh Ta, chief of staff to Rep. Gwen Moore (D-WI), wrote…” Oh yeah, Moore voted “YES” on the crap sandwich. Guess this is why dads advise sons not to p*ss into the wind…

Obama and the Ultimate Obamacare lie. “…most health plans would lose their ‘grandfather status’ by the end of this year. Not just the ‘5 percent’ of individual-market consumers, but close to all consumers — including well over 100 million American workers who get coverage through their jobs — have been expected by the president swiftly to ‘transition to the requirements under the [Obamacare] regulations.'” Now there’s a big pile of poop headed for a very large fan…

Obamacare conference call spoiled by website failure. President 404.

Morose Obama asks his base for psychological intervention. “My main message is I’m going to need your help, your energy, your faith, your ability to reach out to neighbors, kids and friends [and] co-workers.” Yo, Barry baby… people’s lives are being turned upside down thanks to you. Vapid happy talk from your cultists ain’t gonna help. Somebody get this man a pain pill!

Woman proffered as ObamaCare success story now can’t afford to buy policy. “Turns out she doesn’t qualify for a tax credit after all. … Chalk it up to a bollixed-up state website that apparently still has major problems.” Yeah, there’s a lot of that going around these days. We hear tell insurance is complicated to buy.

Ex-Secret Service agent’s insurance cut under ObamaCare. ““If the plan I had was substandard, then why is the government providing the exact same insurance plan to the Secret Service, the people who put their lives on the line every day to protect them?” Just like a stopped clock, Obama spends most of the day telling you something that isn’t true.

Texas A&M law prof says it’s time to repeal Second Amendment. She also thinks the entire US Constitution is an obsolete document: “Why do we keep such an allegiance to a constitution that was driven by 18th Century concerns? How many of you recognize that the main concern of the 18th Century was a standing army?” No, the Constitution’s main concern was to protect the citizens from people like you. We need those protections now more than ever.

Potentially fatal “knockout” game targeting strangers may be spreading. “…teens participating in this game [which] involves randomly targeting passersby, with the ultimate goal being to knock them out with one punch as they walk by.” So if you live in an area where there’s a lot of “teenagers”, be on your guard, just like Barry’s typical white grandmother.

The Clattering Train. “The status quo is facing an extinction event and they are beginning to realize it.” Obama channels Louis XV: “After me, the deluge.”

NJ Assn. of Health Underwriters, on the “fix”: “This is a new insanity”. “…many states require a 60-day notice of a change in plan or a cancellation. It’s November 15! How can they comply with this new element of federal law, and with their state laws?” Y, things are sure difficult when you don’t know WTF you’re doing.

Quantum physics proves that there IS an afterlife, claims scientist. “He believes our consciousness creates the universe, and not the other way round, and once we accept that space and time are ‘tools of our minds’, death can’t exist in ‘any real sense’ either.” Hmmm, so maybe consciousness is NOT an epiphenomenon of neural activity. Free your mind, the rest will follow.

Obama (tacitly) admits that Obamacare is unworkable. “This president’s announcement today that the White House will allow health insurance companies to continue selling plans that do not meet the ACA’s minimum criteria… [is] an admission not only that the law doesn’t work, but that it can’t and won’t.” Every flood starts with a few drops of rain, Quagmire.

Generation Opportunity throws Anti-Obamacare tailgate party. “Students at The University of Miami celebrated opting out of Obamacare with beer pong, pizza, and partying with Creepy Uncle Sam.” The leading edge of the coming ObamaCare death spiral…

The city of Bel Aire, Kansas must not have liked its plan… “…city’s 30+ employees have just received notice that because of the Affordable Care Act, their current insurance will no longer be available.” Rates doubling, part-timers dropped, yada, yada, yada. Another ObamaCare success story. As the Edsal book once asked, “What’s the matter with Kansas?” A: ObamaCare!

Switzerland referendum proposes “free money” annually to everyone alive. “Every month, every Swiss person would receive a check from the government, no matter how rich or poor, how hardworking or lazy, how old or young. Poverty would disappear.” Ummm, no, money would become worthless and poverty universal. So expect this stupid idea to spread like a contagious disease.

Former Secret Service agent blasts ‘toxic’ administration. “…he believes the “toxic” administration is “using government as a weapon exclusively to intimidate enemies.” Present Toxic Quagmire – catchy.

Will sh*tty Obamacare ads get young people to buy insurance? Well, they voted for Obama so they obviously have a soft spot for sh*tty stuff. See more works of ObamaArt here.

CNN: Friday “de facto deadline” before Dems “defy” Obama, back GOP’s Obamacare fixes. House GOP planning some “keep your plan” fixes, but it may be too late – once plans are cancelled, they’re cancelled. But at least one can savor the spectacle of suddenly-vulnerable Dem politicians in open revolt against the empty suit they once lionized.

Is Kerry the worst Secretary of State ever? “It must be admitted that to have done so much damage to American interests in so little time is quite an accomplishment.” He knew Kerry was up to the task, that’s why Present Quagmire picked him.

ACA offers Americans more opportunities to get… swindled. “State and federal authorities report a rising number of consumer complaints, ranging from deceptive sales practices to identity theft, linked to the ACA.” “Deceptive sales practices”… seems like there’s a lot of that going around these past few years, eh?

Australian ministers: We’ve had enough of “socialism masquerading as environmentalism”. “…Australia will not sign up to any new contributions, taxes or charges at this week’s global summit on climate change… it plans to move within days to repeal the carbon tax.” Good show, mates. (Note to Present Obama: Australia is the place near Asia with the kangaroos, not the country in Europe where they speak Austrian. You’re welcome.)

Venezuelan military seizes major retail chain. “Thousands of Venezuelans lined up outside the country’s equivalent of Best Buy, a chain of electronics stores known as Daka, hoping for a bargain after the socialist government forced the company to charge customers ‘fair’ prices.” Don’t think of them as “the military” but rather community organizers with assault weapons.

DNC Debbie: Obamacare will be advantage to Dems in 2014. Sure, if the Kleptocrats can get the media to convince everyone it’s the Republiclowns’ fault… “Damn that McCainCare!” Hey, Debbie wouldn’t myzzle you, would she? [Video at the link – if you ObamaCare.]

TV/Media ranks among top 3 professions with most psychopathic personalities. We’re sure politician is also high on that list.