Net worths of 100 left-wing millionaire and billionaire celebs. “Many supported the Celebrity President himself Barack Obama, who has ironically gotten quite wealthy preaching against ‘evil’ rich people.” Not ironically, that was the plan all along.

NBC’s Chuck Todd: Obama “does not believe he lied.” “…he did not sit there and say he intentionally lied. He said that he wanted to, he thought he was going to be able to keep this promise.” He may not think he lied but everybody else smells sharply-creased trousers burning.

Obama pivots to economy for 21st time. “For the 21st time in just five years …the White House announced Thursday that ‘President Barack Obama will try to shift the national conversation to economic growth.'” He could try changing the subject to something he actually knows something about, but that would mean he would be silent.

Gallup: Most uninsured ignoring healthcare exchanges. “…relatively few uninsured Americans (18%) — the primary target population for the exchanges — have so far attempted to visit an exchange website.” What if they wrecked the healthcare system to insure the uninsured and nobody came? Well, stay tuned, because they did!

Obama burns media supporters with apology. “The [NY] Times was burned by the president. So much, in fact, that they could not even be moved to report on Obama’s apology to the nation on the front page of Friday’s paper…” Obama’s a liar, media lapdogs’ pants on fire… burn baby, burn.

Saudi nuclear weapons ‘on order’ from Pakistan. “The Saudis had clearly given up on Obama by the time they threw the Security Council position in his face.” Nukes will soon be spreading faster than outages on the healthcare.gov website. Elections. Consequences.

Administration “trains” journalists on how to cover Obamacare. “What is surprising is that an organization claiming to represent professional journalists would endorse ‘training’ delivered by advocates for the program they are covering.” No, what’s really surprising is that anyone still thinks that’s surprising.

Obama flies to Dallas to promote O-Care… protest breaks out. To paraphrase the late but unlamented Newspeak Newsweek, “We’re all Texans now.” [Video at the link.]

Loyal Obama supporters, canceled by Obamacare. Touching story of Obama loyalists who find themselves getting screwed by Obamacare (by “touching” we mean taking one’s finger and touching the back of one’s throat until one… you know.) Typical modern liberals – generous to a fault with other people’s money but they scream like David Gregory caught with an illegal magazine when those “other people” turn out to be them.

Obama’s new scapegoat: It’s Germany’s fault! “Not content with blaming domestic bogeymen … for his administration’s inability to supply jobs, he has now ventured overseas.” Well, we can fix that – just make Obama the leader of Germany and their economy will grind to a halt in no time.

Liberalism, the decline of an illusion. “Liberalism as practiced in today’s America is a chimera, not actually an ideology but an alliance of interest groups controlled by elites for the preservation of their (the elites’) wealth and power.” Goverment of the empty suits, by the empty suits and for the empty suits.

DNC Debbie mispronounces “misled”. Wonder if she can say “corpseman”? If Sarah Palin had made this flub, we’d be seeing it on the Notwork News for the next 3 weeks, not to mention the other “news” shows like “The Daily Show” and SNL. [Go 1:05 in and skip the rest of her screed.]

Toronto Mayor admits he used crack cocaine while in office. “Probably in one of my drunken stupors…” It wouldn’t surprise us to find a lot more of the “best and the brightest” aren’t on something. Choom!

Woman’s new phobia of bananas is completely justified. “…when I had a closer look [at the bananas] I saw some funny looking spots…and was horrified to see they were spiders. They were hatching out on the table, scurrying around on my carpet.” Deadly venomous spiders, in fact. The moral is when choosing bananas or presidents, it behooves you to look them over closely.

Feinstein attempts acrobatic triple summersault spin on “If you like your health insurance, you can keep it” lie. “Well, as I understand it, you can keep it up to the time — and I hope this is correct, but this is what I’ve been told — up to the time the bill was enacted, and after that, it’s a different story.” Yep, an acrobatic triple summersault after which she landed right on her face.

Rob Reiner: Hillary would be “most qualified person ever to run for president”. The meathead is right – nobody’s ever failed at a wider variety of public sector jobs than she has.

Maher: Obama had to lie to “stupider” Americans. “Appearing on Piers Morgan’s CNN program on Tuesday night, HBO’s Bill Maher explained that while President Obama did indeed lie to the American people about keeping their insurance, he had to do so in order to help the dumb Americans.” Dumb Americans… like the ones who could think Obama was a “sort of god”…

The “know nothing” president. Funny how 5 years ago, Obama was the guy who knew everything – now they’re telling us he’s Sargeant Schultz.

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Politico: Hey, it’s really Republican sabotage causing Obamacare’s problems. Sure, and perpetual motion machines really exist but oil companies murder the inventors and destroy the machines to keep you addicted to their filthy oil. A unicorn told us this so we’re certain it’s the 1+1=potato unvarnished truth.

Top hospitals opt out of Obamacare. “There has been an incredible amount of focus on the premium cost and subsidy, and precious little focus on what you get for your money.” It’s amazing how bad one’s luck is when one doesn’t know WTF one is doing. Oh, almost forgot… BOOOOSH!

God, Lies, and Obama. The old song said “Been down so long seems like ‘up’ to me.” BO’s been lyin’ for so long…

Do the Healthcare Mash. Sing along while you’re waiting for healthcare.gov to become sorta functional.

Obama: Bad apple insurance companies are to blame for all this losing of plans you liked. No, President Quagmire, they didn’t un-build that, someone else helped them do it.

The secret no one is talking about buried in Obamacare. “One of the goals of Obamacare… is to separate employment from health insurance. …the ACA law is littered with even worse economic incentives. One of them is mobility. Obamacare will cause people to freeze in geographic location.” Seriously, we think the only real goal of ObumblerCare was to produce something, anything the Demo-media could pass off as national health care and attribute it as a miracle performed by their sort-of-god, Barack Obama. Hail! Eleventy! Unicorns! Obama!

Under pressure from White House, NBC censors news that Obama wrote regs to disqualify and terminate health insurance policies. It’s not only that the WH knew policies would be cancelled, they intentionally wrote the regulations regarding “grandfathering” in order to cause that to happen. NBC reported this info, then deleted it, but now it’s back… for a while, anyway.