Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities

Democrats and Mansions. Limousines are for peasants, the Democraps are mansion, yacht and private jet liberals.

Man suing almost everyone for all the money on Earth. Suing for two undecillion dollars, as in “2 followed by 36 zeros” dollars. The lawsuit probably is going nowhere – the bad news is that now Obama will know there’s a number bigger than trillion.

Jerry Brown: Climate Change to blame for California wildfires. Climate Change: there’s nothing it can’t do except get politicians to stop blaming every effing thing on it.

Climate McCarthyism: The scandal grows. “Professor Lennart Bengtsson … has hit back at his critics by accusing them of suppressing one of his studies for political reasons.” You know, for people that profess to hate the late Sen. Joseph McCarthy and his tactics so, they sure seem to emulate him a lot.

“Hump Day” camel party cancelled at college over fear of offending Middle East. Sounds like political correctness has just jumped the camel.

Poll shows everyone wants investigation into Benghazi except reporters. Well, everybody except reporters and the Obama misadministration. Do we have to mention they’re the same thing? We thought not.

Study: Environmentalists have “substantially worse than average” carbon footprints. “People who are worried about climate change emit far more carbon dioxide in their daily lives than the average American, according to data gathered by a new app that can track one’s carbon footprint.” Coincidentally, average Americans don’t tend to have mansions, yachts and private jets, right Al?

Taxpayer-funded “white privilege” conference is jam-packed with crazy. “To recap, everything and everyone is racist except, of course, this conference’s race-obsessed speakers and attendees.” Well, if someone misses a session because they misplaced their meds or something, is heshe a racist on the day they’re absent? Just wondering.

New emails establish IRS was pressured to intrusively examine Tea Party groups by Democratic Senator Carl Levin; Targeting was directed out of IRS’ DC Headquarters. Dissent is the highest form of patriotism ‘cept when Democrooks are in power. More here.

NYT executive editor reportedly canned in part because … she wanted to be paid as much as her male predecessor. “…if you’ve been wondering what that mysterious smell is this afternoon, there’s your answer: It’s a Category Five sh*tstorm on the horizon, moving at ferocious speed towards America’s most famous liberal newspaper.” The world awaits Barry’s tweet on this…

French Foreign Minister: “500 days to avoid climate chaos”. Global warming, climate change, climate disruption and now, climate chaos… what happens then, their Thesauruses explode?

$1.2 billion Obamacare contract pays workers to do nothing. “The center for Medicare and Medicaid issued this preposterous statement: ‘Serco [the contractor] is committed to making sure federal funds are spent appropriately.'” Guess it depends on what your definition of “appropriately” is.

Eleanor Clift: Ambassador Stevens wasn’t murdered; he died from “smoke inhalation”. Sure, it was smoke from a burning video, we imagine. If this is the best her media shills can do, it’s time to kiss “Hillary 2016” goo-bye.

IMF head Christine Lagarde withdraws from Smith College commencement. “Many of those who opposed Lagarde said they were attacking the IMF for being ‘a corrupt system’ that fuels the oppression and abuse of women worldwide.” Lagarde is a woman as is Condi Rice and Ayaan Hirsi Ali. Sounds like the modern “university” is also a corrupt system that fuels the oppression and abuse of women worldwide.

Climate gravest threat only in D.C. The country would be in a lot better shape if we could pick DC up and relocate it out to one of those islands that’s gonna tip over if we don’t act now on climate something something.

Obamacare Myth-Making. “Five phony success stories.” [Sniff, sniff] We smell well-creased pants burning. Again.

Obama administration’s Benghazi strategy isn’t intended for the country at large so much as it is for the Washington press corps. That’s who most of Zero’s political Kabuki dances are directed at these days. The “press” corps are the only ones still listening to him and he knows they’ll carry his water.

Kadena Air Base: We could take Godzilla. Military preparedness under “transformative” Obama: Godzilla and climate change, they’ve got covered. Embassy attacks, not so much. We’ve been living in a comic book the last 6 years.

There are rumblings Bill Clinton may apologize to wife, Lewinsky. “The rationale? To fend off critics of his wife Hillary who blame her for protecting a powerful husband who is a sexual predator.” Political performance art. What difference does it make?

Obama’s Nigerian debacle and the media’s complicity. “…notwithstanding news reports claiming that, ‘A U.S. INTERAGENCY TEAM’ is on the ground in Nigeria helping look for the lost girls, nobody is actually there.” “The only substantive action taken so far by the Obama team is the First Lady’s tweet.” Tweets are basically all these bird-brains have.

White Elephant. “The Ted Kennedy Institute on Submersible Vehicles is set to open soon…” Well, actually it’s the Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the United States Senate. Because what’s an overstuffed ego without a monument to it?

Leading climate scientist defects: No longer believes in the “consensus”. “He is the most significant figure to admit, as many [climate] modellers are beginning to notice, that there is an increasing discrepancy between what the models predicted and what the real world data is actually telling us.” Well, as long as top scientists like Gore and Kerry are still on board, the science remains settled.

House Votes to Hold Lois Lerner in Contempt. Just returning the favor.

Will: Can we please stop pretending climate scientists are saints in lab coats? “The United States has reduced carbon emissions since 2006 more than any other country on earth. We are right now at 1992 levels, according to the IEA, and yet, carbon emissions have gone up globally. Why? We don’t control the emissions of the other 96 percent of humanity, especially China and India. As we dismantle the coal plants in our country, China and India together are adding one coal-fired plant every week. …” In other words, it’s nothing but a scam.

Report: N. Korea has nuclear warheads for missiles. “The Obama administration is seeking to hide the fact that North Korea possesses nuclear missile warheads…” Putts said the Norks’ nuke program was “unacceptable” a few weeks ago – he meant unacceptable for you to know about his latest stinkburger.