Richer Democrat states with lower unemployment got bulk of Obama Stimulus. “Put another way, Stimulus money went to precisely the states that needed it the least but were more politically connected to the Democratic Party.” When Obama and the Democrooks talk about “spreading the wealth”, what they really mean is “spreading yours to them.”

“Now thats justice for Trayvon.” A man beaten by a “mob” on his front porch. Thanks to Barack Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the MSM leftist idealogues for pumping a local incident up into a national calamity. Mission accomplished.

Spain is Europe’s next economic domino, struggling to cope with big budget deficits, massive unemployment and an angry public. Spain is suffering a hangover from “the mother of all housing booms.” It’s economy is both too big to fail and too big to bail, and therein lies a big problem for Europe and maybe, the world.

Reuters: Obama needs vote fraud. Reuters worries that new voter ID laws could cut into Obama’s support in battleground states. Why? It makes signing up to vote “more difficult.” OK, but… “Might I suggest that if you are too ignorant to figure out how to sign up to vote, you really are not intelligent enough to vote?” Yeah, like all those Florida voters in 2000 who couldn’t find Gore’s name on the ballot so they voted for Buchanan instead.

If I wanted America to fail… Well, some insane person told us to keep doing the same things we’ve been doing and expect a different result. Did we say “some insane person”? We meant “Barack Obama.” (Irony intended.)

DOJ directs questions on Fast and Furious book to story posted on George Soros-funded Media Matters for America website. “Media Matters is a partisan organization whose founder, David Brock, is also running a pro-Obama super PAC.” Media Matters is now a spokesman for a US government agency? The Obama Administration’s not even trying to pretend they give a sh-t anymore.

Climate alarmist calls for burning down skeptics’ homes. Yeah, Einstein made the scientific case for General Relativity by threatening to throw acid in the face of anyone who exceeded the speed of light, didn’t he? No matter, the psychotic fascism is settled.

Elizabeth Warren says “No thanks” to higher taxes… for herself. Massachusetts has a voluntary higher state tax rate people can elect to pay. Naturally, Elizabeth “We Need The Buffett Rule” Warren avails herself of that option, right? Sure! BUZZZZZ! We’re sorry, that’s the wrong answer! But, thanks for playing the game and as a consolation prize…. well, just go.

Obama faces Keystone pipeline defeat as Dems defect. Despite an Obama veto threat, 69 House Dems voted last Wed. to move the pipeline forward by a veto-proof majority, 293 to 127. And, a Senate source says “We’re right around the corner from actually passing it. 293 votes in the House is a gigantic number. People want this thing.” Hey, Barry is a uniter, not a divider, just like he promised! Cool!

If I had a dog… Woof.

Obama reverts to 2008 plan: Blame Bush. Not only Bush’s economic policies: “Administration officials also took verbal swipes after North Korea’s unsuccessful missile launch last week, accusing Mr. Bush of having rewarded North Korea with food aid years ago in spite of its nuclear weapons activities.” It’s Bush’s fault the dog-eater said “Maldives” too, right Barry?

Dog-Eating and Obama’s Identity. “It really isn’t unfair at all to bring Obama’s canine consumption to public attention. The president isn’t really one of us. He’s a dog-eater. He tells the story in his memoir to emphasize that viscerally, Obama identifies with the Third World of his upbringing more than with the America of his adulthood. It is our great misfortune to have a president who dislikes our country at this juncture in our history.” Exactly.

Where your 2011 income tax dollar went. There’s 1.8 cents missing from the dollar – that must be the money Obamacare’s gonna use to reduce our health insurance premiums 3000%.

HUD Secy: Obama once needed “to take a subway or a bus just to find a fresh piece of fruit.” We’d play our violin but we’re afraid the DOJ would mistake it for a Gibson guitar and confiscate it. Seriously… reelect Obama, he’s the only candidate who can lead you to fresh fruit via public transit. Awesome.

A new book offering an inside look at the US House depicts former Rep. Anthony Weiner as a desperately ambitious loudmouth who berated his staff and would do or say anything for TV airtime. Ho-hum, another “dog bites man” story. Weiner “would enter his office in the Rayburn Building screaming at the top of his lungs, ‘Why the f–k am I not on MSNBC?!’” We’re also at a loss, sounds like he would fit right in. Make way, clowns, there’s a new weiner in town.

Supporters pay $1K to shake Obama’s hand. We hope the suckers counted their fingers afterwards.

Joe Kennedy III calls for ending “cheap oil.” The latest descendant of the clown dynasty is now trying grab to Barney Frank’s old seat (sorry about that.) BTW… “Since 2005, Kennedy’s father, former Mass. Rep. Joseph Kennedy Jr., has teamed up with Hugo Chavez…to bring free oil to poor people in the United States.” Make that “end cheap oil WE ain’t handing out for political purposes.”

“The U.S. is the least racist and least xenophobic country in the world. Foreigners of every race, ethnicity, and religion know this. Most Americans suspect this. Most black Americans and the entire left deny this.” If this is a racist hellhole like the left claims, why are all these people coming here? And why do the utopian paradises they love (e.g. Cuba, North Korea) have to force people to stay?

From J.D. to food stamps: The personal cost of going to Law School. How’s this for a sad story: guy worked his butt off at law school, racked up $200K in debt and now can’t find a job, but the good(?) news is he does qualify for food stamps. One takeaway – steer clear of law schools that don’t bother to give grades. But remember gang, it’s the damn oil companies that are ripping us off.

Barack Obama makes Falklands gaffe by calling Malvinas the Maldives. The Maldives are halfway around the planet from the Falklands (as the UK calls them) or the Malvinas (as Argentina calls them) so he’s only about 12000 miles off. But the president is just a victim of the the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Obama: “Google, Facebook would not exist” without government funding. So much baloney, so few sandwiches.

Commentator, full of bluster and profanity, blusters and profanes colleague on air. Beckel drops F-bomb right at beginning of this clip. His explanation right afterwards is “I just can’t stand right wingers something… something…” The reader is welcome to fill in the blanks as desired just as long as we understand the right winger’s failure to shut up when instructed is the fault here.

No attention for daylight highway stabbing in Alabama. An attack in broad daylight by 30 to 40 motorcycle gang members is frightening, but the lack of interest in the incident by both local media and law enforcement is even more so. Why no attention to this crime? Read the story, it’s not hard to figure out.

Sweden’s secret recipe – Advice from the successful, tax-cutting finance minister of Sweden! Three years ago, Sweden cut taxes and reduced gov’t spending while other Eurozone countries opted for borrowing and stimulus. Today, it’s obvious those that went the Keynesian route got nothing for their trouble but huge debt while Sweden had the fastest growth in Europe last year. And the sky didn’t fall. Obama is wrong again.

Corzine steals billions sans charges, errant whale watcher faces prison. Whale watching ship captain Nancy Black faces 20 years in prison because she has been charged with lying to Justice Department prosecutors investing allegations that some of her crew members whistled at a whale to keep it hanging around their boats. Too bad her ship wasn’t taking guns to Mexico instead of whistling at whales.